{"product_id":"i-could-make-a-scene-unbothered-goose-art-print","title":"I Could Make a Scene — Unbothered Goose Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Head of Customer Complaints has reviewed your ticket, your tone, and your follow-up email, and has decided to lie down about it. This goose is at peace, which is somehow worse. The saying: “I COULD MAKE A SCENE. I'VE CHOSEN NOT TO ATTEND.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSnarky office wall art with real bite: this print shows the Unbothered Goose — an unbothered goose in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the home office wall of anyone whose calendar is a crime scene. A funny gift for work-from-home professionals and the people who interrupt them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","offers":[{"title":"8 × 10 in","offer_id":54529371930808,"sku":"AC-38-O03","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0463\/9267\/2419\/files\/clean_22dc1603-7bf7-4849-ae1d-a47ae68deea4.jpg?v=1792888396","url":"https:\/\/awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com\/products\/i-could-make-a-scene-unbothered-goose-art-print","provider":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}