{"product_id":"i-tip-forward-unbothered-mallard-art-print","title":"I Tip Forward — Unbothered Mallard Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eWater off his back, deadlines off his back, the entire department off his back. This mallard sits in perfect profile while the pond of the office ripples around him. The saying: “I TIP FORWARD, GRAZE UNDERWATER, AND MISS MOST OF WHAT HAPPENS ABOVE THE SURFACE. IT WORKS.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSnarky office wall art with real bite: this print shows the Unbothered Mallard — an unbothered mallard in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for a break room or office wall — ideally near the scene of the incident. A funny gift for a coworker, ideally for the office Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","offers":[{"title":"8 × 10 in","offer_id":54529386512568,"sku":"AC-43-O02","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0463\/9267\/2419\/files\/clean_c41d31d9-c0e8-458e-bbf1-9470834a497d.jpg?v=1792889020","url":"https:\/\/awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com\/products\/i-tip-forward-unbothered-mallard-art-print","provider":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}