{"product_id":"my-feathers-shed-water-because-i-maintain-them-myself-unbothered-yellow-duck-art-print","title":"My Feathers Shed Water Because I Maintain Them Myself — Unbothered Yellow Duck Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eBorn for the pond, assigned to the office, unbothered by the discrepancy. This duck stands upright and unimpressed, squeaking only when she feels like it. The saying: “MY FEATHERS SHED WATER BECAUSE I MAINTAIN THEM MYSELF. SELF-SERVICE IS MY WHOLE DEPARTMENT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSnarky office wall art with real bite: this print shows the Unbothered Yellow Duck — an unbothered yellow duck in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for a break room or office wall — ideally near the scene of the incident. A funny gift for a coworker, ideally for the office Secret Santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","offers":[{"title":"8 × 10 in","offer_id":54529411547320,"sku":"AC-56-O01","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0463\/9267\/2419\/files\/clean_552375d8-d316-4580-a92b-37a7f330d10a.jpg?v=1792889952","url":"https:\/\/awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com\/products\/my-feathers-shed-water-because-i-maintain-them-myself-unbothered-yellow-duck-art-print","provider":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}