{"product_id":"playing-dead-is-not-a-decision-i-make-unbothered-possum-art-print","title":"Playing Dead is Not a Decision I Make — Unbothered Possum Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe is not playing dead; he is playing employed-but-horizontal. This possum has faked his way through worse than a Monday and will out-rest everyone in this building. The saying: “PLAYING DEAD IS NOT A DECISION I MAKE. IT IS AN AUTOMATIC REPLY. YOU HAVE RECEIVED IT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny office wall art print shows the Unbothered Possum — an unbothered possum in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in an office or cubicle where the meetings are long and the patience is short. A funny gift for the coworker who has mastered the art of looking busy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","offers":[{"title":"8 × 10 in","offer_id":54529391001784,"sku":"AC-48-O01","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0463\/9267\/2419\/files\/clean_3d704fa6-a88d-4599-a7a3-3d211a2962b3.jpg?v=1792889304","url":"https:\/\/awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com\/products\/playing-dead-is-not-a-decision-i-make-unbothered-possum-art-print","provider":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}