{"product_id":"the-sky-is-falling-unbothered-chicken-art-print","title":"The Sky is Falling — Unbothered Chicken Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe has read the entire project thread, including the parts about her, and laid an egg of pure indifference. This chicken clocks in, judges silently, and leaves on time. The saying: “THE SKY IS FALLING. I'M HAVING LUNCH.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny office wall art print shows the Unbothered Chicken — an unbothered chicken in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in an office or cubicle where the meetings are long and the patience is short. A funny gift for the coworker who has mastered the art of looking busy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","offers":[{"title":"8 × 10 in","offer_id":54529350664376,"sku":"AC-33-O02","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0463\/9267\/2419\/files\/clean_f51b8869-bbae-4dd2-801d-d48bc838f733.jpg?v=1792888084","url":"https:\/\/awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com\/products\/the-sky-is-falling-unbothered-chicken-art-print","provider":"Awful Cards for Awesome People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}