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      <image:caption>Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying &quot;THIS TOILET IS MY THRONE-SAURUS.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fox watercolor art print with the saying &quot;THAT&apos;S A BATH MAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS A DEAD ANIMAL.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Capybara watercolor art print with the saying &quot;THERE&apos;S SOMETHING FLOATING IN HERE THAT ISN&apos;T A CAPYBARA.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying &quot;THAT&apos;S NOT MY TENTACLE COMING OUT OF THE DRAIN.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>I Dropped my Banana — Horrified Monkey Art Print</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I BREATHED FIRE AT IT. IT DIDN&apos;T EVEN BLINK.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;MY FIRE WENT OUT. VOLUNTARILY. IT REFUSED TO STAY IN THAT ROOM.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I GUARD A HOARD OF GOLD. I&apos;D TRADE ALL OF IT FOR ONE CLEAN BATHROOM.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>I Have a Shell For This — Horrified Turtle Art Print</image:title>
      <image:caption>Turtle watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I HAVE A SHELL FOR THIS. IT&apos;S NOT BIG ENOUGH.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>That&apos;s Not Glitter — Horrified Unicorn Art Print</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I SURVIVED 65 MILLION YEARS FOR ANOTHER CLOGGED TOILET.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;M TOO TIRED TO BE EXTINCT. I&apos;LL DO IT TOMORROW.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying &quot;MY ROAR USED TO SHAKE CONTINENTS. NOW IT&apos;S A SIGH ECHOING OFF TILE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying &quot;TINY ARMS. A VERY LONG DAY. THE TOILET PAPER MIGHT AS WELL BE IN THE CRETACEOUS.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I DON&apos;T HAVE A BRAIN AND I&apos;M STILL MENTALLY EXHAUSTED.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;M 95% WATER AND 100% DONE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN SCRUBBING ONE TILE SINCE BREAKFAST. I&apos;M THE SIZE OF A BEAN.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying &quot;SIX LEGS CARRIED ME HERE. ALL SIX HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY RESIGNED.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>I Hauled Everyone&apos;s Laundry — Exhausted Llama Art Print</image:title>
      <image:caption>Llama watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I HAULED EVERYONE&apos;S LAUNDRY, TOWELS, AND EMOTIONS UP HERE. THE LLAMA IS DOWN.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>My Wool Drank the Whole Bath — Exhausted Llama Art Print</image:title>
      <image:caption>Llama watercolor art print with the saying &quot;MY WOOL DRANK THE WHOLE BATH. I NOW WEIGH AS MUCH AS THE TUB. WE LIVE TOGETHER.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Too Tired to Spit — Exhausted Llama Art Print</image:title>
      <image:caption>Llama watercolor art print with the saying &quot;TOO TIRED TO SPIT. THAT SPLASH WAS JUST ME GIVING UP VERTICALLY.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mallard watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN PADDLING ALL DAY. NOW THE BATHTUB&apos;S MY NIGHT SHIFT.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Monkey watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE THROWN MY LAST PIECE OF SHIT. I&apos;M RETIRING.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Monkey watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I SPENT ALL DAY SWINGING. NOW I&apos;M HANGING OVER A TOILET.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Monkey watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE GROOMED EVERYONE IN THIS TROOP. NOBODY GROOMS THE MONKEY.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I GREW IN THIS BATHROOM. THAT&apos;S HOW LONG I&apos;VE BEEN HIDING.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Otter watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE WASHED MY PAWS SO MANY TIMES I&apos;VE FORGOTTEN WHY.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Otter watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN FLOATING FACE DOWN. IT&apos;S CALLED SELF-CARE NOW.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Otter watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE SCRUBBED THIS BATHTUB WITH A ROCK. TWICE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Otter watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I HOLD PAWS SO NOBODY DRIFTS AWAY. TONIGHT, SOMEBODY ELSE CAN BE THE ANCHOR.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pig watercolor art print with the saying &quot;NO MUD IN THIS BATHROOM, SO I BECAME THE PUDDLE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pig watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN FLAT SINCE THE MORNING RUSH. THE FLOOR TILES HAVE ACCEPTED ME AS ONE OF THEIR OWN.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Possum watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE DEAD FOR SIX HOURS. NOBODY&apos;S TAKEN THE HINT.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Possum watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I CARRIED EIGHT BABIES ON MY BACK. NOW I CAN&apos;T CARRY MYSELF TO THE SINK.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I USED TO FOG THE MIRROR JUST BY BREATHING. NOW I JUST SIGH.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;MY FIRE IS A PILOT LIGHT. DON&apos;T ASK ME TO HEAT THE BATHWATER.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I GUARDED GOLD FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. I CAN&apos;T GUARD THE LAST SQUARE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying &quot;I&apos;VE BEEN SOAKING IN THIS SINK FOR THREE DAYS. I&apos;M BASICALLY COMPOTE.&quot;</image:caption>
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      <image:title>My Horn Isn&apos;t Broken — Exhausted Unicorn Art Print</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying &quot;THE HORN IS A CANE NOW. THE GLITTER IS JUST SWEAT.&quot;</image:caption>
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