https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-clogged-the-toilet-with-glitter-unbothered-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_fec80126-269a-40e7-86a5-bfe0604123d3.jpg?v=1792393762 I Clogged the Toilet With Glitter — Unbothered Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH GLITTER. WORTH IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-used-your-toothbrush-to-polish-my-horn-unbothered-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a11d4b0c-7ec6-445d-a6e1-5f5df4f202a2.jpg?v=1792393779 I Used Your Toothbrush to Polish my Horn — Unbothered Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "I USED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH TO POLISH MY HORN. IT'S FINE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/knock-like-a-peasant-unbothered-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0945238d-f444-4264-9d40-03394a330511.jpg?v=1792393798 Knock Like a Peasant — Unbothered Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "KNOCK LIKE A PEASANT. THE MAGIC IS OCCUPIED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/your-emergency-isnt-a-wish-unbothered-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e67cd575-79eb-475c-baaa-16a9653048f5.jpg?v=1792393815 Your Emergency Isn't a Wish — Unbothered Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "YOUR EMERGENCY ISN'T A WISH. 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THE SINK IS STILL FILTHY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-wash-everything-i-touch-exhausted-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c547b3d7-72c1-44e0-9f1b-a22a01e88757.jpg?v=1792393867 I Wash Everything i Touch — Exhausted Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I WASH EVERYTHING I TOUCH. TODAY THE RINSING IS CANCELLED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-opened-every-childproof-cap-in-this-cabinet-exhausted-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7c09a084-a2c9-4b7a-84f1-cf0cfcc2431e.jpg?v=1792393883 I've Opened Every Childproof Cap in This Cabinet — Exhausted Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE OPENED EVERY CHILDPROOF CAP IN THIS CABINET. TONIGHT THE TOOTHPASTE WINS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-mask-isnt-a-disguise-exhausted-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a9e33002-a13e-4180-ba97-960cc0435477.jpg?v=1792393901 The Mask Isn't a Disguise — Exhausted Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "THE MASK ISN'T A DISGUISE. THEY'RE BAGS NOW." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/unicorn-unbothered-watercolor-art-print-wordless 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_916defdc-ddab-4b2e-b121-3c34b3135b1a.jpg?v=1792393922 Unicorn — Unbothered Watercolor Art Print (Wordless) Wordless unbothered Unicorn watercolor art print — the artwork alone on a warm cream background, no text https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/raccoon-exhausted-watercolor-art-print-wordless 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ace9ea3f-08e6-4faf-a2fd-91d0549e62f8.jpg?v=1792393940 Raccoon — Exhausted Watercolor Art Print (Wordless) Wordless exhausted Raccoon watercolor art print — the artwork alone on a warm cream background, no text https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-been-digging-through-this-mess-all-week-exhausted-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2cc77c4d-0060-4d21-9213-50226943e852.jpg?v=1792394189 I've Been Digging Through This Mess All Week — Exhausted Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE BEEN DIGGING THROUGH THIS MESS ALL WEEK. THE TRASH WAS CLEANER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/people-think-the-mask-is-markings-exhausted-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_bf3d48e0-ee75-4cf0-a16b-c2fe44a06594.jpg?v=1792394205 People Think the Mask is Markings — Exhausted Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "PEOPLE THINK THE MASK IS MARKINGS. IT IS TWENTY YEARS OF NIGHT SHIFTS, PRINTED WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/hr-has-laid-me-off-four-times-smug-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9cb0177f-014a-4581-95fd-98366b7f3f44.jpg?v=1792395651 Hr Has Laid Me Off Four Times — Smug Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "HR HAS LAID ME OFF FOUR TIMES. I KEEP REGROWING INTO THE SAME CHAIR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-took-credit-for-your-project-smug-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_217d9f2d-ce8f-4ea6-a3ee-cf5368a2b31b.jpg?v=1792395669 I Took Credit For Your Project — Smug Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "I TOOK CREDIT FOR YOUR PROJECT, THEN GREW A SPARE HAND TO ACCEPT THE AWARD." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-cant-fire-me-smug-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f05ec811-20ee-46e5-ae94-17c9949d7df1.jpg?v=1792395686 You Can't Fire Me — Smug Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. I REGROW MY OWN JOB DESCRIPTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-make-the-only-product-this-company-sells-smug-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d344585b-7d25-4799-8616-a53dfcf5a026.jpg?v=1792395704 I Make the Only Product This Company Sells — Smug Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "I MAKE THE ONLY PRODUCT THIS COMPANY SELLS. EVERY MEETING IS JUST MY FAN CLUB." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-hive-does-the-work-smug-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_16e2f76e-71a4-46ee-adb0-d71fa2af19d2.jpg?v=1792395720 The Hive Does the Work — Smug Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "THE HIVE DOES THE WORK. I DO THE BONUS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-take-credit-for-the-whole-hive-smug-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6eef173b-4b26-45f1-b667-a3bcdeb82cef.jpg?v=1792395737 I Take Credit For the Whole Hive — Smug Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "I TAKE CREDIT FOR THE WHOLE HIVE. THEY'RE TOO BUSY WORKING TO NOTICE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-performance-review-says-vibes-exceptional-thats-the-whole-review-smug-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ea781343-58f0-4952-bde6-246ed61e94d6.jpg?v=1792395755 My Performance Review Says "vibes: Exceptional." That's the Whole Review — Smug Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW SAYS "VIBES: EXCEPTIONAL." THAT'S THE WHOLE REVIEW." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-billed-the-hot-spring-as-a-client-meeting-smug-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f7265064-400a-4f5b-81af-5698db0a48ca.jpg?v=1792395771 I Billed the Hot Spring As a Client Meeting — Smug Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I BILLED THE HOT SPRING AS A CLIENT MEETING. THE CLIENT WAS ME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-laid-one-egg-and-called-it-a-quarterly-deliverable-smug-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_feaebbf2-e585-43d4-8ee3-9f9a195a777e.jpg?v=1792395786 I Laid One Egg and Called It a Quarterly Deliverable — Smug Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I LAID ONE EGG AND CALLED IT A QUARTERLY DELIVERABLE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-wrote-the-org-chart-smug-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_96c57211-72e6-4149-b8b4-d3ee1135128d.jpg?v=1792395802 I Wrote the Org Chart — Smug Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I WROTE THE ORG CHART. IT'S A PECKING ORDER. GUESS WHO'S ON TOP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/they-think-im-thoughtfully-chewing-over-their-proposal-smug-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_db948cc6-fe14-4830-98f5-03e0489b307b.jpg?v=1792395818 They Think I'm Thoughtfully Chewing Over Their Proposal — Smug Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "THEY THINK I'M THOUGHTFULLY CHEWING OVER THEIR PROPOSAL. I'M JUST HAVING LUNCH A SECOND TIME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-been-milking-this-promotion-for-three-years-smug-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_04e87753-23f9-460a-8c8d-4da9462e44aa.jpg?v=1792395833 I've Been Milking This Promotion For Three Years — Smug Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE BEEN MILKING THIS PROMOTION FOR THREE YEARS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-chew-the-same-idea-four-times-and-present-it-as-innovation-smug-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c185a01d-2ff2-4385-95b7-fd462efacedc.jpg?v=1792395848 I Chew the Same Idea Four Times and Present It As Innovation — Smug Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "I CHEW THE SAME IDEA FOUR TIMES AND PRESENT IT AS INNOVATION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-delegate-everything-above-waist-height-smug-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9e5d9eb7-dc9a-4933-a71d-c01ab701fa08.jpg?v=1792395863 I Delegate Everything Above Waist Height — Smug Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "I DELEGATE EVERYTHING ABOVE WAIST HEIGHT. WHICH IS EVERYTHING. YOU'RE WELCOME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-blame-goes-right-over-my-head-smug-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f658fc91-bab9-4f66-b99a-7e5d8a4d8846.jpg?v=1792395878 The Blame Goes Right Over my Head — Smug Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "THE BLAME GOES RIGHT OVER MY HEAD. I'M BUILT FOR IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-decided-your-promotion-by-pulling-petals-smug-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b091451d-8236-4388-8c8d-e67e1e5b14f7.jpg?v=1792395893 We Decided Your Promotion By Pulling Petals — Smug Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE DECIDED YOUR PROMOTION BY PULLING PETALS. WE KEPT PULLING UNTIL IT SAID NO." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-sit-by-the-water-cooler-and-hear-everything-smug-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_dd9e785f-4d36-4f76-a414-cb6059d480aa.jpg?v=1792395908 We Sit By the Water Cooler and Hear Everything — Smug Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE SIT BY THE WATER COOLER AND HEAR EVERYTHING. HR CALLS US DECOR. WE CALL IT INTELLIGENCE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-presented-your-idea-at-the-meeting-you-werent-invited-to-smug-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_bc2830aa-ce66-4a12-a116-d89472f0be46.jpg?v=1792395924 I Presented Your Idea At the Meeting You Weren't Invited to — Smug Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I PRESENTED YOUR IDEA AT THE MEETING YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO. IT WENT GREAT. FOR ME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-stole-the-chickens-presentation-smug-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c1df5875-cee2-4707-8f4d-6b8092ca2f63.jpg?v=1792395942 I Stole the Chicken's Presentation — Smug Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I STOLE THE CHICKEN'S PRESENTATION. SHE THANKED ME FOR MENTORING HER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-forwarded-my-mistake-to-the-whole-company-with-your-name-in-the-signature-smug-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6a0179c7-04b4-4ee9-8e3f-9f6552cf617a.jpg?v=1792451840 I Forwarded my Mistake to the Whole Company With Your Name in the Signature — Smug Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I FORWARDED MY MISTAKE TO THE WHOLE COMPANY WITH YOUR NAME IN THE SIGNATURE. IT WAS A MASTERPIECE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-leapfrogged-six-coworkers-smug-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0c58c245-9844-44c6-8795-517766574385.jpg?v=1792395978 I Leapfrogged Six Coworkers — Smug Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "I LEAPFROGGED SIX COWORKERS. NONE OF THEM SAW ME COMING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-tongue-took-the-last-donut-from-across-the-break-room-smug-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8e5003c3-6856-4030-bbc1-0d83c7187266.jpg?v=1792395996 My Tongue Took the Last Donut From Across the Break Room — Smug Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "MY TONGUE TOOK THE LAST DONUT FROM ACROSS THE BREAK ROOM. PURE ATHLETICISM. IT DESERVED RECOGNITION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-org-chart-says-i-report-to-you-smug-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1dfd72f5-a331-4429-b53a-66c514d94220.jpg?v=1792396013 The Org Chart Says i Report to You — Smug Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "THE ORG CHART SAYS I REPORT TO YOU. THE SIGHTLINES SAY OTHERWISE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/cubicle-walls-are-for-other-animals-smug-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_98e98c17-dbf1-4f2d-a37d-6a72cb59afb4.jpg?v=1792396031 Cubicle Walls Are For Other Animals — Smug Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "CUBICLE WALLS ARE FOR OTHER ANIMALS. I READ YOUR SCREEN AND PRESENT YOUR IDEA AT 2 PM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-reported-myself-to-hr-smug-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1c8206eb-689b-4834-81b2-f2e82425cf73.jpg?v=1792396048 I Reported Myself to Hr — Smug Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I REPORTED MYSELF TO HR. THEY APOLOGIZED TO ME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-run-customer-complaints-smug-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5cec4158-293a-4bc8-9b74-8078fee52657.jpg?v=1792396065 I Run Customer Complaints — Smug Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I RUN CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS. THE COMPLAINTS ARE ABOUT ME. I CLOSED THEM ALL AS "RESOLVED."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/hr-opened-a-file-on-me-smug-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b34f8ef3-3d21-4019-8272-b3feabcfbbc6.jpg?v=1792396082 Hr Opened a File on Me — Smug Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "HR OPENED A FILE ON ME. I ATE IT. CASE CLOSED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-companys-legacy-system-smug-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_274b67c7-bf30-45c9-991b-d9cd2e9d445b.jpg?v=1792396100 I'm the Company's Legacy System — Smug Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE COMPANY'S LEGACY SYSTEM. NOBODY KNOWS HOW I WORK. NOBODY'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO REPLACE ME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/tiny-arms-smug-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_284549a7-2341-49ba-8ed9-5038fd18497f.jpg?v=1792396118 Tiny Arms — Smug Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "TINY ARMS. ZERO EMAILS ANSWERED SINCE THE CRETACEOUS. STILL UNTOUCHABLE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-no-brain-smug-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_11a18801-7712-49a2-9cf6-4e1eb50d00bd.jpg?v=1792396135 I Have No Brain — Smug Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE NO BRAIN. I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-stung-the-whole-team-and-called-it-constructive-feedback-smug-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d75c6fc9-73cb-4b30-8fbd-0bcf15085546.jpg?v=1792396153 I Stung the Whole Team and Called It Constructive Feedback — Smug Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I STUNG THE WHOLE TEAM AND CALLED IT CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-spots-are-my-kpis-smug-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0066cdf6-c40c-495d-bef4-2cbeb3049fa5.jpg?v=1792396169 My Spots Are my Kpis — Smug Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "MY SPOTS ARE MY KPIs. I HAVE SEVEN. I MADE THEM UP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/three-promotions-smug-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3511d8bc-2fb3-4d0f-83ed-12c8cbeb7982.jpg?v=1792396186 Three Promotions — Smug Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "THREE PROMOTIONS. ZERO DELIVERABLES. BEING THE OFFICE GOOD OMEN IS A FULL-TIME JOB." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-call-my-spitting-incidents-direct-communication-smug-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_04906e84-55cd-4999-ab54-a50ffc919d0e.jpg?v=1792396201 I Call my Spitting Incidents 'direct Communication.' — Smug Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I CALL MY SPITTING INCIDENTS 'DIRECT COMMUNICATION.'" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-carried-the-whole-project-up-the-mountain-smug-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3334f99c-344e-46d3-9797-78446e59ef6d.jpg?v=1792396217 I Carried the Whole Project Up the Mountain — Smug Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I CARRIED THE WHOLE PROJECT UP THE MOUNTAIN. MY RATE IS ONE COMPLIMENT PER STEP, PAID IN ADVANCE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-quacked-once-in-the-meeting-smug-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a7f426dd-e2fa-4656-a795-0b0ce685cb76.jpg?v=1792396233 I Quacked Once in the Meeting — Smug Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I QUACKED ONCE IN THE MEETING. THEY PUT IT IN THE MINUTES AS STRATEGY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-out-of-office-is-just-a-migration-pattern-smug-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6ca67a69-6c03-4c1d-8069-8a49583b1743.jpg?v=1792396252 My Out-of-office is Just a Migration Pattern — Smug Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS JUST A MIGRATION PATTERN. I RETURN WHEN THE HARD PART HAS FLOWN SOUTH." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-threw-shit-at-the-wall-smug-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0b6b570d-1126-4cd3-bb0c-3608670285b3.jpg?v=1792396269 I Threw Shit At the Wall — Smug Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I THREW SHIT AT THE WALL. THE CEO CALLED IT BRAINSTORMING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-only-groom-the-boss-smug-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_591b541a-f54e-486f-a527-c09533aa946f.jpg?v=1792396285 I Only Groom the Boss — Smug Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I ONLY GROOM THE BOSS. IT'S CALLED NETWORKING. YOU'RE ALL JUST HAIRY TO ME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/nobody-knows-what-i-do-here-smug-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3e59362b-e31b-4510-9ede-da0be629642f.jpg?v=1792396302 Nobody Knows What i Do Here — Smug Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I DO HERE. THAT'S NOT A RISK. THAT'S MY CAMOUFLAGE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-turned-one-spore-into-an-entire-department-smug-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ac0fded7-36d0-40b4-8abd-0f57599e5efe.jpg?v=1792396318 I Turned One Spore Into an Entire Department — Smug Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I TURNED ONE SPORE INTO AN ENTIRE DEPARTMENT. THEY MADE ME DIRECTOR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-held-everyones-paws-through-the-crisis-smug-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d901ae91-6fc0-49c3-bd4d-13cda5f50378.jpg?v=1792396333 I Held Everyone's Paws Through the Crisis — Smug Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I HELD EVERYONE'S PAWS THROUGH THE CRISIS. THEN INVOICED THEM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/while-you-were-in-the-budget-review-smug-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_07ec3202-f3b9-472f-b76b-057ae83c0cb2.jpg?v=1792396348 While You Were in the Budget Review — Smug Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BUDGET REVIEW, I WAS IN THE RIVER. MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW JUST SAYS "HYDRATED."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-hogged-the-credit-and-got-an-employee-of-the-month-plaque-smug-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_27a248a8-2359-42b4-a5a6-d15d13764aed.jpg?v=1792396366 I Hogged the Credit and Got an Employee-of-the-month Plaque — Smug Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I HOGGED THE CREDIT AND GOT AN EMPLOYEE-OF-THE-MONTH PLAQUE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/everyone-else-networked-at-lunch-smug-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_24f598bb-e311-4524-b4ad-061fdfcce81b.jpg?v=1792396384 Everyone Else Networked At Lunch — Smug Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "EVERYONE ELSE NETWORKED AT LUNCH. I FOUND THE TRUFFLE. I FIND ALL THE TRUFFLES. THAT'S THE WHOLE STRATEGY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-calendar-says-deceased-until-5-p-m-hr-cant-assign-tasks-to-a-corpse-smug-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c2831a6f-27f7-4acb-afce-9db1aca86500.jpg?v=1792396401 My Calendar Says "deceased Until 5 P.m." Hr Can't Assign Tasks to a Corpse — Smug Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "MY CALENDAR SAYS "DECEASED UNTIL 5 P.M." HR CAN'T ASSIGN TASKS TO A CORPSE. CHECK THE POLICY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-carry-eight-juniors-on-my-back-smug-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_efe805a8-bf2a-47ec-8a3e-ce38b9d8f4b9.jpg?v=1792396418 I Carry Eight Juniors on my Back — Smug Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I CARRY EIGHT JUNIORS ON MY BACK. THEIR WINS ARE MY WINS. THAT'S NOT CREDIT THEFT, THAT'S PUBLIC TRANSPORT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-played-dead-during-my-own-performance-review-smug-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4b0f2e20-532f-47c1-ad1d-47f1dc29e167.jpg?v=1792396436 I Played Dead During my Own Performance Review — Smug Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I PLAYED DEAD DURING MY OWN PERFORMANCE REVIEW. THE REVIEW WAS CANCELLED. THE FLOWERS WERE NICE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-head-of-public-relations-smug-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d3ee7fd9-6592-4d52-acea-735d631168c3.jpg?v=1792396454 I'm Head of Public Relations — Smug Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I'M HEAD OF PUBLIC RELATIONS. THE DONUT INCIDENT NEVER HAPPENED. THE SPRINKLES ON MY FACE ARE A RUMOR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-opened-every-locked-cabinet-in-this-building-smug-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_01635eff-92fa-41d7-87b9-ed7bb71cb70f.jpg?v=1792396472 I've Opened Every Locked Cabinet in This Building — Smug Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE OPENED EVERY LOCKED CABINET IN THIS BUILDING, INCLUDING THE ONE LABELED "RACCOON-PROOF." AMATEURS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-stole-everyones-lunch-smug-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_778ba4de-823a-4727-a858-c3812f448f92.jpg?v=1792396490 I Stole Everyone's Lunch — Smug Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I STOLE EVERYONE'S LUNCH. THEN WASHED THE EVIDENCE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-breathed-fire-during-my-review-smug-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6ab2de74-c630-454b-8323-ebde1b40198b.jpg?v=1792396509 I Breathed Fire During my Review — Smug Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I BREATHED FIRE DURING MY REVIEW. THEY CALLED IT EXECUTIVE PRESENCE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-supply-budget-i-sleep-on-it-smug-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8eb160f8-59af-4bc8-929a-7eef0dcc6966.jpg?v=1792396526 The Supply Budget? i Sleep on It — Smug Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "THE SUPPLY BUDGET? I SLEEP ON IT. ALL REQUESTS MUST BE SUBMITTED IN TRIPLICATE AND FEAR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-arrive-as-one-leave-as-one-and-take-credit-as-one-smug-sardines-the-three-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_85d63dbd-e17e-42cc-936a-7551fae0b9ec.jpg?v=1792396543 We Arrive As One, Leave As One, and Take Credit As One — Smug Sardines (the THREE) Art Print Sardines (the THREE) watercolor art print with the saying "WE ARRIVE AS ONE, LEAVE AS ONE, AND TAKE CREDIT AS ONE. SPLITTING THE BONUS WOULD REQUIRE A CAN OPENER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/three-of-us-smug-sardines-the-three-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7e78a75c-c9cd-4e48-b96c-8f2d3477fc13.jpg?v=1792396559 Three of Us — Smug Sardines (the THREE) Art Print Sardines (the THREE) watercolor art print with the saying "THREE OF US. ONE JOB TITLE. THREE FULL SALARIES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-committee-voted-3-0-to-approve-the-committees-raise-smug-sardines-the-three-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c7b30f33-df4f-4938-93bb-7c9682f90aec.jpg?v=1792396578 The Committee Voted 3–0 to Approve the Committee's Raise — Smug Sardines (the THREE) Art Print Sardines (the THREE) watercolor art print with the saying "THE COMMITTEE VOTED 3–0 TO APPROVE THE COMMITTEE'S RAISE. UNANIMOUS. RIGOROUS. FINAL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-seeds-are-on-the-outside-smug-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c7bd2138-b2d1-4e46-9192-0353bee57723.jpg?v=1792396596 My Seeds Are on the Outside — Smug Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "MY SEEDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE. THEY'RE YOUR IDEAS. I'M WEARING THEM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-bruise-easily-so-hr-protects-me-like-glass-smug-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_27627e7f-89f3-4457-8f03-e45516f6c98c.jpg?v=1792396615 I Bruise Easily, So Hr Protects Me Like Glass — Smug Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "I BRUISE EASILY, SO HR PROTECTS ME LIKE GLASS. MY ENEMIES GET THE COMPLAINTS. I GET THE WINDOW SEAT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-performance-review-is-scheduled-for-2087-smug-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7295c7c0-93fd-45f5-b1bd-4d4ab13ede7c.jpg?v=1792396633 My Performance Review is Scheduled For 2087 — Smug Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW IS SCHEDULED FOR 2087. I'LL BE THERE. WILL YOU?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-not-slow-smug-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a3273a97-9ec4-4291-99e4-00d8902ec395.jpg?v=1792396652 I'm Not Slow — Smug Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I'M NOT SLOW. IT'S "SUSTAINABLE VELOCITY." I COINED IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-built-my-home-office-on-my-back-smug-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_89eb773b-355e-4947-bfa7-ed19810d3cb9.jpg?v=1792396669 I Built my Home Office on my Back — Smug Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I BUILT MY HOME OFFICE ON MY BACK. NOW I CLAIM RENT FROM THE COMPANY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/they-said-they-needed-a-unicorn-smug-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_19705bfa-363b-48e8-9059-0d29afe7fc24.jpg?v=1792396685 They Said They Needed a Unicorn — Smug Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "THEY SAID THEY NEEDED A UNICORN. I TRIPLED THE SALARY. I'M THE ONLY ONE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-quarterly-deck-is-90-glitter-smug-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b49643b1-10cd-4509-978b-7989a46e73f0.jpg?v=1792396701 My Quarterly Deck is 90% Glitter — Smug Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "MY QUARTERLY DECK IS 90% GLITTER. FINANCE CALLED IT "VISIONARY."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-filtered-out-all-the-criticism-smug-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a0984aeb-4d43-4019-9990-20161bace47f.jpg?v=1792396717 I Filtered Out All the Criticism — Smug Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I FILTERED OUT ALL THE CRITICISM. THE BOARD LOVES MY REPORTS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-biggest-fish-in-the-company-smug-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cb5a0ef2-50a9-4a7d-85bd-37b1c8ea0276.jpg?v=1792396732 I'm the Biggest Fish in the Company — Smug Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE BIGGEST FISH IN THE COMPANY. I FILTER-FEED ON EVERYONE ELSE'S ACHIEVEMENTS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-so-fluffy-nobody-asks-about-my-deliverables-smug-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4893a4bf-61a5-48ad-ae5d-63341268a94e.jpg?v=1792396748 I'm So Fluffy Nobody Asks About my Deliverables — Smug Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I'M SO FLUFFY NOBODY ASKS ABOUT MY DELIVERABLES. IT'S CALLED "PERSONAL BRANDING."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-follow-the-boss-everywhere-in-a-line-smug-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_81088fb6-8377-4477-b311-2bcb78880843.jpg?v=1792396763 I Follow the Boss Everywhere in a Line — Smug Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I FOLLOW THE BOSS EVERYWHERE IN A LINE. THEY CALL IT "IMPRINTING." I CALL IT "FACE TIME."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-can-cut-my-hours-my-budget-and-my-leg-furious-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f6b2336b-9a30-4352-96be-76d86fa74fb9.jpg?v=1792396780 You Can Cut my Hours, my Budget, and my Leg — Furious Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CAN CUT MY HOURS, MY BUDGET, AND MY LEG. THE LEG GROWS BACK. SO DOES THE GRUDGE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-grew-a-whole-new-limb-just-to-point-at-the-person-who-scheduled-this-meeting-furious-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d70c1d18-880e-4efd-a3ff-aa8bdee4a11a.jpg?v=1792396796 I Grew a Whole New Limb Just to Point At the Person Who Scheduled This Meeting — Furious Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "I GREW A WHOLE NEW LIMB JUST TO POINT AT THE PERSON WHO SCHEDULED THIS MEETING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-put-me-on-the-layoff-list-i-can-regrow-my-limbs-furious-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2832b8b6-113f-4f40-936a-c95bfa9e8a04.jpg?v=1792396812 Who Put Me on the Layoff List? i Can Regrow my Limbs — Furious Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "WHO PUT ME ON THE LAYOFF LIST? I CAN REGROW MY LIMBS, NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDGET." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-calling-me-resilient-you-keep-breaking-things-and-expecting-me-to-regrow-them-furious-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e2d563a5-ab66-41ab-b25d-3b649d3f877c.jpg?v=1792396827 Stop Calling Me Resilient! You Keep Breaking Things and Expecting Me to Regrow Them! — Furious Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "STOP CALLING ME RESILIENT! YOU KEEP BREAKING THINGS AND EXPECTING ME TO REGROW THEM!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-is-my-smile-furious-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f99875f3-38ee-4f28-b93c-608eab5c3dda.jpg?v=1792396841 This is my Smile — Furious Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "THIS IS MY SMILE. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A SMILE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/every-sting-i-have-is-fatal-furious-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ee5fafe4-4233-44d2-a1ac-681a9a130b45.jpg?v=1792396857 Every Sting i Have is Fatal — Furious Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "EVERY STING I HAVE IS FATAL. TO ME. SO UNDERSTAND: I HAVE DONE THE MATH AND YOU ARE WORTH IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-made-the-honey-furious-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6064ca83-603a-47a6-930b-d5098bcd6513.jpg?v=1792396872 I Made the Honey — Furious Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "I MADE THE HONEY. I BUILT THE HIVE. WHY IS THE WASP MY MANAGER?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-only-sting-once-and-i-die-furious-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1bcbe663-511f-470a-915c-e7f7f360dee8.jpg?v=1792396887 I Can Only Sting Once and i Die — Furious Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN ONLY STING ONCE AND I DIE. THAT'S STILL BETTER THAN YOUR 4 P.M. MEETING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/six-legs-furious-bee-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_485554ab-12bb-4697-9e9c-41871bb878d8.jpg?v=1792396906 Six Legs — Furious Bee Art Print Bee watercolor art print with the saying "SIX LEGS, ZERO PATIENCE, AND ONE VERY EXPENSIVE FINAL ARGUMENT IN MY ABDOMEN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-let-everyone-sit-on-me-for-years-furious-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ce5c7d46-c2ea-4393-b962-e0a85e2b9fd1.jpg?v=1792396923 I Let Everyone Sit on Me For Years — Furious Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I LET EVERYONE SIT ON ME FOR YEARS. TODAY I STAND UP. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING IN THE POND." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-sat-in-the-hot-spring-for-an-hour-to-find-my-calm-furious-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a46be396-2cd1-47a6-a63f-e646c746b82e.jpg?v=1792396942 I Sat in the Hot Spring For an Hour to Find my Calm — Furious Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I SAT IN THE HOT SPRING FOR AN HOUR TO FIND MY CALM. THEN I OPENED MY INBOX." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-let-everyone-sit-on-me-furious-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_39e5c977-912d-4da4-a8ed-70cdc86884b7.jpg?v=1792396957 I Let Everyone Sit on Me — Furious Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I LET EVERYONE SIT ON ME. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME THE FUCKING OFFICE FURNITURE!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/everyone-sits-on-me-all-day-furious-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8f245c0b-03a0-40fb-a5ab-1f7cd28b59fe.jpg?v=1792396973 Everyone Sits on Me All Day — Furious Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "EVERYONE SITS ON ME ALL DAY. MY BACK IS CLOSED FOR REORGANIZATION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-laid-the-egg-furious-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3c9b88dd-0937-486b-94cc-0bad96a52688.jpg?v=1792396989 I Laid the Egg — Furious Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I LAID THE EGG. THE ROOSTER GOT THE PROMOTION. EXPLAIN THAT SHIT!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/one-egg-a-quarter-and-i-get-a-lecture-furious-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_00c233c3-ebe2-4861-9a06-8b57b178ce4b.jpg?v=1792397005 One Egg a Quarter and i Get a Lecture — Furious Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "ONE EGG A QUARTER AND I GET A LECTURE. THE ROOSTER SCREAMS AT DAWN AND GETS A PROMOTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-put-your-name-on-my-egg-furious-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5b5eb93f-0519-4d6e-a2f9-af35998680bb.jpg?v=1792397022 You Put Your Name on my Egg — Furious Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON MY EGG. I'M LOSING MY FEATHERS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/one-more-got-a-sec-and-im-pecking-your-eyes-out-furious-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a6edd720-a1c4-44e6-b80e-73b56b64af2d.jpg?v=1792397039 One More "got a Sec?" and I'm Pecking Your Eyes Out — Furious Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "ONE MORE "GOT A SEC?" AND I'M PECKING YOUR EYES OUT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-chewed-this-same-proposal-four-times-and-it-still-tastes-like-incompetence-furious-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9fb0b23a-4bc6-4e0a-b96d-2edda694fc00.jpg?v=1792397054 I Have Chewed This Same Proposal Four Times and It Still Tastes Like Incompetence — Furious Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE CHEWED THIS SAME PROPOSAL FOUR TIMES AND IT STILL TASTES LIKE INCOMPETENCE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-gave-you-milk-cream-and-butter-furious-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3b9e8ff0-38ea-4baa-bc30-e96ef975c74e.jpg?v=1792397071 I Gave You Milk, Cream, and Butter — Furious Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "I GAVE YOU MILK, CREAM, AND BUTTER. YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING PIZZA PARTY?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-call-me-a-cash-cow-furious-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_daee8ed2-2d49-4b2b-b47b-5a987a61c0b5.jpg?v=1792397088 You Call Me a Cash Cow — Furious Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALL ME A CASH COW. WHERE'S THE CASH?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-team-huddle-is-a-stampede-furious-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_210796df-7c07-427f-a162-c156786a8167.jpg?v=1792397105 My Team Huddle is a Stampede — Furious Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "MY TEAM HUDDLE IS A STAMPEDE. HR CAN FILE IT UNDER "CONSEQUENCES."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-chewed-this-bad-idea-four-times-furious-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9d08484e-fd14-4d93-8412-a52622f7e122.jpg?v=1792397123 I've Chewed This Bad Idea Four Times — Furious Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE CHEWED THIS BAD IDEA FOUR TIMES. IT STILL TASTES LIKE YOUR PROPOSAL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-two-feet-long-and-you-still-talked-down-to-me-furious-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e7b3e22d-f4f7-4883-b49f-7543cd17d563.jpg?v=1792397138 I'm Two Feet Long and You Still Talked Down to Me — Furious Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "I'M TWO FEET LONG AND YOU STILL TALKED DOWN TO ME. EVERY ANKLE IN THIS BUILDING IS GETTING BITTEN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-four-inch-legs-furious-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5dd6ae92-6818-4889-aa1a-f63638d5849e.jpg?v=1792397154 I Have Four-inch Legs — Furious Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE FOUR-INCH LEGS. WHY IS THE PRINTER ON THE THIRD FUCKING FLOOR?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-legs-are-four-inches-long-and-i-still-reached-the-deadline-before-you-did-furious-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_23242afd-4014-4d72-b7e1-87d4949532ef.jpg?v=1792397169 My Legs Are Four Inches Long and i Still Reached the Deadline Before You Did — Furious Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "MY LEGS ARE FOUR INCHES LONG AND I STILL REACHED THE DEADLINE BEFORE YOU DID. SIT DOWN BEFORE I GO FOR YOUR ANKLES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/short-legs-furious-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5ede4d6d-24b0-4740-86d3-ce44a4a3cc65.jpg?v=1792397185 Short Legs — Furious Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "SHORT LEGS. LONG BODY. LONGEST GRUDGE IN THE DEPARTMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-have-sat-in-this-lobby-smiling-at-your-clients-for-three-years-furious-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ce487b4b-2b43-4fbd-845e-f73a08915a82.jpg?v=1792397204 We Have Sat in This Lobby Smiling At Your Clients For Three Years — Furious Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE HAVE SAT IN THIS LOBBY SMILING AT YOUR CLIENTS FOR THREE YEARS. TODAY WE FOUND OUT THE PLASTIC PLANTS GOT A BUDGET. WE ARE DONE SMILING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/were-flowers-and-even-we-know-this-meeting-is-bullshit-furious-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ddf6ffaa-b2a4-4264-aeb5-07354be74b64.jpg?v=1792397223 We're Flowers and Even We Know This Meeting is Bullshit — Furious Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE'RE FLOWERS AND EVEN WE KNOW THIS MEETING IS BULLSHIT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/were-the-only-ones-blooming-here-furious-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6dbfb4a1-2701-49f5-a7cd-2929fe8f04a2.jpg?v=1792397240 We're the Only Ones Blooming Here — Furious Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE'RE THE ONLY ONES BLOOMING HERE. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ON A PERFORMANCE PLAN?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-asked-for-sunlight-furious-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_842e3032-455f-4a98-9055-d0e59ddb9809.jpg?v=1792397257 We Asked For Sunlight — Furious Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE ASKED FOR SUNLIGHT. YOU SENT A SURVEY. WE'RE ABOUT TO WILT VIOLENTLY!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-held-my-breath-through-every-one-of-your-meetings-furious-fish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2aa417cd-28c9-4c2e-917d-2bec7e83627d.jpg?v=1792397275 I Have Held my Breath Through Every One of Your Meetings — Furious Fish Art Print Fish watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE HELD MY BREATH THROUGH EVERY ONE OF YOUR MEETINGS. TODAY THE BOWL CRACKS AND SO DO I." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-the-fuck-scheduled-my-performance-review-outside-the-water-furious-fish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3bca9f87-8e93-4166-a8d9-8efe7c6c49c3.jpg?v=1792397293 Who the Fuck Scheduled my Performance Review Outside the Water?! — Furious Fish Art Print Fish watercolor art print with the saying "WHO THE FUCK SCHEDULED MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW OUTSIDE THE WATER?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-tapped-my-glass-during-the-pitch-furious-fish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_56bb2afe-712e-4559-8b54-9c5ead64d198.jpg?v=1792397311 You Tapped my Glass During the Pitch — Furious Fish Art Print Fish watercolor art print with the saying "YOU TAPPED MY GLASS DURING THE PITCH. PEOPLE HAVE LOST FINGERS FOR LESS. THIS IS A FISHBOWL, NOT A SUGGESTION BOX." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-moved-my-desk-out-of-the-tank-and-called-it-an-open-floor-plan-furious-fish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_808aab37-35d1-4e8b-a18a-fc099dab9288.jpg?v=1792397327 You Moved my Desk Out of the Tank and Called It an Open Floor Plan?! — Furious Fish Art Print Fish watercolor art print with the saying "YOU MOVED MY DESK OUT OF THE TANK AND CALLED IT AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-outfoxed-everyone-in-this-building-and-my-review-says-lucky-lucky-furious-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e83df17d-e2a9-4d43-b04b-bfe5c2c931fb.jpg?v=1792397343 I Outfoxed Everyone in This Building and my Review Says "lucky." Lucky?! — Furious Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I OUTFOXED EVERYONE IN THIS BUILDING AND MY REVIEW SAYS "LUCKY." LUCKY?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-calling-me-sneaky-when-you-keep-stealing-my-ideas-in-broad-daylight-furious-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_83ac4b7f-4eac-4323-962e-09994de7522f.jpg?v=1792397359 Stop Calling Me Sneaky When You Keep Stealing my Ideas in Broad Daylight! — Furious Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "STOP CALLING ME SNEAKY WHEN YOU KEEP STEALING MY IDEAS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/that-team-win-had-my-paw-prints-all-over-it-furious-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8717dbef-17eb-4d15-b0ad-dba00f6910f1.jpg?v=1792397374 That "team Win" Had my Paw Prints All Over It — Furious Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "THAT "TEAM WIN" HAD MY PAW PRINTS ALL OVER IT. SAY "SYNERGY" AGAIN AND I RAID MORE THAN THE FRIDGE TONIGHT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-sly-one-here-furious-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f84e8aac-e5c9-43f2-b98f-dd8e032ba796.jpg?v=1792397389 I'm the Sly One Here — Furious Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE SLY ONE HERE. WHO LET YOU STEAL MY CREDIT?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-kissed-the-ceos-ass-furious-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6ccc33bc-2c87-4d52-ac9f-915e73af8a05.jpg?v=1792397404 I Kissed the Ceo's Ass — Furious Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "I KISSED THE CEO'S ASS. HE DIDN'T TURN INTO ANYTHING USEFUL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-drained-my-pond-for-a-parking-lot-and-now-you-want-me-back-in-the-office-furious-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7bb8a5db-516b-4cbf-8413-dd0969732546.jpg?v=1792397419 You Drained my Pond For a Parking Lot and Now You Want Me Back in the Office?! — Furious Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "YOU DRAINED MY POND FOR A PARKING LOT AND NOW YOU WANT ME BACK IN THE OFFICE?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-scheduled-a-7-a-m-furious-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2a510280-c7a6-43a3-b57d-8c474a6fb08c.jpg?v=1792397436 You Scheduled a 7 A.m — Furious Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "YOU SCHEDULED A 7 A.M. "QUICK SYNC" ON MY LILY PAD. I WILL CROAK SO LOUD THE GLASS IN THIS BUILDING FILES A NOISE COMPLAINT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-swallowed-your-crap-for-three-years-furious-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2028eb91-b482-40a2-8b5c-ca1a1cee836a.jpg?v=1792397453 I've Swallowed Your Crap For Three Years — Furious Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE SWALLOWED YOUR CRAP FOR THREE YEARS. I'M NOT SWALLOWING THIS ONE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-put-my-deadline-on-the-low-shelf-where-i-cant-reach-it-furious-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4e1c1af3-02fb-47ca-a81d-7ea54cc23425.jpg?v=1792397471 You Put my Deadline on the Low Shelf Where i Can't Reach It — Furious Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "YOU PUT MY DEADLINE ON THE LOW SHELF WHERE I CAN'T REACH IT. TERRIBLE NEWS: I CAN REACH YOU." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-fourteen-feet-tall-and-nobody-noticed-me-stick-my-neck-out-for-this-team-furious-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4c939e0c-dc50-4034-be9d-c7243e9c244a.jpg?v=1792397489 I'm Fourteen Feet Tall and Nobody Noticed Me Stick my Neck Out For This Team — Furious Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "I'M FOURTEEN FEET TALL AND NOBODY NOTICED ME STICK MY NECK OUT FOR THIS TEAM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-see-everyone-slacking-off-from-up-here-furious-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d0653937-89a1-43d8-b381-b1e59e9adaae.jpg?v=1792397506 I Can See Everyone Slacking Off From Up Here — Furious Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN SEE EVERYONE SLACKING OFF FROM UP HERE. WHY AM I THE ONE GETTING WRITTEN UP?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-see-every-screen-in-this-office-from-up-here-including-the-email-blaming-me-furious-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1b5a1fcd-9bad-432c-b0aa-85a919625b85.jpg?v=1792451869 I Can See Every Screen in This Office From Up Here — Including the Email Blaming Me — Furious Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN SEE EVERY SCREEN IN THIS OFFICE FROM UP HERE — INCLUDING THE EMAIL BLAMING ME. START RUNNING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/honk-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f23fa34d-ebc6-4ed4-afe2-d55fce12ff24.jpg?v=1792397535 Honk — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "HONK. THAT WAS MY FORMAL COMPLAINT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-made-me-head-of-complaints-and-now-youre-complaining-that-i-honk-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a11d5493-6cfa-4582-8e62-e7e0411eb034.jpg?v=1792397553 You Made Me Head of Complaints and Now You're Complaining That i Honk?! — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "YOU MADE ME HEAD OF COMPLAINTS AND NOW YOU'RE COMPLAINING THAT I HONK?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/hr-told-me-to-use-my-inside-voice-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_70873011-07a2-46e8-b1d4-8bc1c41170e9.jpg?v=1792397570 Hr Told Me to Use my Inside Voice — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "HR TOLD ME TO USE MY INSIDE VOICE. THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE. NOW RUN — I CHASE WHILE I USE IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-didnt-interrupt-your-presentation-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1be64428-d7b9-4280-8274-ecc6124e9492.jpg?v=1792397587 I Didn't Interrupt Your Presentation — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I DIDN'T INTERRUPT YOUR PRESENTATION. I HONKED OVER THE LIES!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-laughed-at-my-tiny-arms-in-the-group-chat-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_dd42110e-78c9-4d07-bbd2-077a9c753e2e.jpg?v=1792397602 You Laughed At my Tiny Arms in the Group Chat — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "YOU LAUGHED AT MY TINY ARMS IN THE GROUP CHAT. I HAVE EATEN MANAGERS WITH LONGER RESUMES. THE ASTEROID MISSED. I WON'T." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-seen-extinction-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_04087015-246e-4560-8d9b-71eb615d9519.jpg?v=1792397618 I've Seen Extinction — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE SEEN EXTINCTION. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR DEPARTMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-replaced-my-department-with-an-app-ive-been-here-since-the-cretaceous-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_565d01ab-a44c-4ace-b15b-8f9423938685.jpg?v=1792397633 You Replaced my Department With an App? I've Been Here Since the Cretaceous! — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "YOU REPLACED MY DEPARTMENT WITH AN APP? I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE CRETACEOUS!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-company-belongs-in-a-museum-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8a33a937-c448-49b3-8ab5-7a51aa2a93fd.jpg?v=1792397651 This Company Belongs in a Museum — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "THIS COMPANY BELONGS IN A MUSEUM. SO DO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-stung-one-micromanager-and-now-im-the-toxic-one-furious-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_87198305-7eaf-4a27-a8f9-f1024f14fef6.jpg?v=1792397669 I Stung One Micromanager and Now I'm the Toxic One?! — Furious Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I STUNG ONE MICROMANAGER AND NOW I'M THE TOXIC ONE?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/no-brain-furious-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8db95bfe-3db3-447d-aee0-21c87737f306.jpg?v=1792397687 No Brain — Furious Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "NO BRAIN. NO HEART. NO WARNING. I JUST STUNG THE ENTIRE MEETING AND I'M DRIFTING BACK FOR SECONDS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-95-water-and-100-done-furious-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2eac351c-1a58-4d96-9144-61f1b6f45361.jpg?v=1792397704 I'm 95% Water and 100% Done — Furious Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I'M 95% WATER AND 100% DONE. WHO APPROVED THIS DEADLINE?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-calling-my-tentacles-extra-hands-im-not-covering-eight-shifts-furious-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9d3c6a6a-16fc-4845-ab49-b8eb201a4d75.jpg?v=1792397720 Stop Calling my Tentacles 'extra Hands'! I'm Not Covering Eight Shifts! — Furious Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "STOP CALLING MY TENTACLES 'EXTRA HANDS'! I'M NOT COVERING EIGHT SHIFTS!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-office-good-luck-charm-furious-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_939e4e30-3ce2-4782-9919-6726ae53b608.jpg?v=1792451895 I'm the Office Good-luck Charm — Furious Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE OFFICE GOOD-LUCK CHARM. YOUR LUCK JUST EXPIRED — I EAT PESTS FOR A LIVING AND THIS MEETING IS FULL OF THEM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-office-good-luck-charm-furious-ladybug-art-print-no-2 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6fc94e79-8539-4a19-b8c1-3565b36493c8.jpg?v=1792397750 I'm the Office Good-luck Charm — Furious Ladybug Art Print (No. 2) Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE OFFICE GOOD-LUCK CHARM. TODAY I'M THE CURSE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-counting-my-spots-as-attendance-violations-furious-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0b55abc3-439c-43db-a8da-afef78326beb.jpg?v=1792397765 Stop Counting my Spots As Attendance Violations! — Furious Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "STOP COUNTING MY SPOTS AS ATTENDANCE VIOLATIONS!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-found-one-aphid-on-the-office-plant-furious-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ecf9c624-9f8b-40a2-a3af-c788a5dff90a.jpg?v=1792397783 I Found One Aphid on the Office Plant — Furious Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I FOUND ONE APHID ON THE OFFICE PLANT. WHY IS PEST CONTROL MY WHOLE FUCKING JOB?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/your-house-is-on-fire-furious-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1587f694-db14-40e9-8d60-9b37bdbaa21d.jpg?v=1792397800 Your House is on Fire — Furious Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE. YOUR PROJECT IS ON FIRE. I LIT BOTH." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-spat-on-the-proposal-because-it-was-shit-furious-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3dce7514-03a2-4370-9bc5-b18623e23201.jpg?v=1792397819 I Spat on the Proposal Because It Was Shit — Furious Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I SPAT ON THE PROPOSAL BECAUSE IT WAS SHIT. WHY ARE WE STILL DISCUSSING IT?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-carry-everything-furious-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ed35630a-4e31-462b-ae86-66411d0debb8.jpg?v=1792397835 I Carry Everything — Furious Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I CARRY EVERYTHING. YOU CARRY THE CREDIT. THE SPIT IS ON ITS WAY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/one-more-quick-question-and-i-spit-furious-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cf52de61-46f9-4204-9fd9-866a1f7973e6.jpg?v=1792397850 One More "quick Question" and i Spit — Furious Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "ONE MORE "QUICK QUESTION" AND I SPIT. I DO NOT MISS. ASK ANYONE IN ACCOUNTING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-putting-please-advise-on-emails-my-advice-is-to-fuck-off-furious-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9bba6451-7890-4f52-827e-27aea250ab8f.jpg?v=1792397865 Stop Putting 'please Advise' on Emails! my Advice is to Fuck Off! — Furious Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "STOP PUTTING 'PLEASE ADVISE' ON EMAILS! MY ADVICE IS TO FUCK OFF!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-whole-flock-flew-in-formation-behind-me-furious-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2d630ac6-be04-4063-972c-77607c7e4515.jpg?v=1792397880 The Whole Flock Flew in Formation Behind Me — Furious Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "THE WHOLE FLOCK FLEW IN FORMATION BEHIND ME. THAT'S NOT A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE. THAT'S AN AIR STRIKE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-telling-me-to-get-my-ducks-in-a-row-theyre-my-coworkers-furious-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ee41a232-e1d6-4897-9fca-6359dd9874d3.jpg?v=1792397895 Stop Telling Me to Get my Ducks in a Row! They're my Coworkers — Furious Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "STOP TELLING ME TO GET MY DUCKS IN A ROW! THEY'RE MY COWORKERS, NOT MY PROPERTY!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-migrate-3-furious-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_97d76c3c-2450-4f8f-a410-7fde6ad55183.jpg?v=1792397911 I Migrate 3 — Furious Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I MIGRATE 3,000 MILES A YEAR AND STILL GET "WHERE ARE YOU?" EMAILS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-led-this-whole-migration-furious-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a9329cf5-81d0-4e30-9922-cff2f6289308.jpg?v=1792397930 I Led This Whole Migration — Furious Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I LED THIS WHOLE MIGRATION. WHY DID THE GOOSE GET THE TRAVEL BONUS?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-paid-me-in-bananas-and-gave-the-ceo-stock-options-furious-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5acf791e-ea8d-42f8-9c64-9390ff503294.jpg?v=1792397947 You Paid Me in Bananas and Gave the Ceo Stock Options?! — Furious Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "YOU PAID ME IN BANANAS AND GAVE THE CEO STOCK OPTIONS?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-bared-my-teeth-in-four-meetings-today-furious-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ed793176-64f0-4571-8fe7-c1193aa1dd2a.jpg?v=1792397967 I Have Bared my Teeth in Four Meetings Today — Furious Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE BARED MY TEETH IN FOUR MEETINGS TODAY. THE FIFTH PERSON WHO SAYS "SYNERGY" GETS THE PROJECTOR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/weve-brainstormed-for-six-hours-furious-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d6b8183d-f03b-40b4-992e-ff0bd4e23407.jpg?v=1792397981 We've Brainstormed For Six Hours — Furious Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "WE'VE BRAINSTORMED FOR SIX HOURS. I'M THROWING THE WHITEBOARD." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-hr-complaint-is-a-banana-peel-in-front-of-your-office-door-furious-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ac30656f-b435-4fd1-aeeb-d3f13328e81d.jpg?v=1792397997 My Hr Complaint is a Banana Peel in Front of Your Office Door — Furious Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "MY HR COMPLAINT IS A BANANA PEEL IN FRONT OF YOUR OFFICE DOOR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/fire-me-and-see-what-grows-in-the-carpet-furious-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5f74d9cc-3dfe-4d98-95cb-34fc0c7e9446.jpg?v=1792398013 Fire Me and See What Grows in the Carpet — Furious Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "FIRE ME AND SEE WHAT GROWS IN THE CARPET." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-popped-up-overnight-in-every-department-you-lied-to-furious-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e3c371ac-0784-408f-90db-62b577cf29de.jpg?v=1792398029 I Popped Up Overnight in Every Department You Lied to — Furious Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I POPPED UP OVERNIGHT IN EVERY DEPARTMENT YOU LIED TO. SPORES TRAVEL. SO DOES THE TRUTH, NOW." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-sprayed-fungicide-on-my-desk-thats-a-fucking-hostile-work-environment-furious-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_97541058-ca45-46ce-8d50-48183610491b.jpg?v=1792398047 Who Sprayed Fungicide on my Desk? That's a Fucking Hostile Work Environment! — Furious Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "WHO SPRAYED FUNGICIDE ON MY DESK? THAT'S A FUCKING HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-not-spreading-negativity-im-reproducing-furious-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_99efcd29-cdc9-43da-a182-28e948293a8e.jpg?v=1792398185 I'm Not 'spreading Negativity.' I'm Reproducing — Furious Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I'M NOT 'SPREADING NEGATIVITY.' I'M REPRODUCING, KEVIN!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-pocket-carries-one-rock-and-zero-patience-left-furious-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e2dd3e73-8655-4899-80a1-3873f7bc3005.jpg?v=1792398211 My Pocket Carries One Rock and Zero Patience Left — Furious Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "MY POCKET CARRIES ONE ROCK AND ZERO PATIENCE LEFT. MICROMANAGE ME AGAIN AND FIND OUT WHICH ONE I USE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-use-a-rock-to-crack-things-open-furious-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8249f1dc-1698-41b1-8375-8b3766bf2c69.jpg?v=1792398237 I Use a Rock to Crack Things Open — Furious Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I USE A ROCK TO CRACK THINGS OPEN. GUESS WHAT I'M PICTURING IN THIS MEETING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-stole-my-favorite-rock-from-my-desk-thats-my-fucking-work-tool-furious-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_19229822-6de6-4ca4-995c-5bfa74d9ccf0.jpg?v=1792398261 Who Stole my Favorite Rock From my Desk? That's my Fucking Work Tool! — Furious Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE ROCK FROM MY DESK? THAT'S MY FUCKING WORK TOOL!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-floated-through-your-whole-presentation-on-my-back-furious-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_680c5ca4-66ce-498a-a4aa-8a3a1511627c.jpg?v=1792398286 I Floated Through Your Whole Presentation on my Back — Furious Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I FLOATED THROUGH YOUR WHOLE PRESENTATION ON MY BACK. NOT RELAXING. PLOTTING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-called-me-a-pig-for-taking-two-donuts-furious-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6b1e3720-67b4-42a7-b072-8d6c6efeb615.jpg?v=1792398311 You Called Me a Pig For Taking Two Donuts — Furious Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALLED ME A PIG FOR TAKING TWO DONUTS. YOU TOOK THE ENTIRE BONUS POOL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-worked-my-tail-off-and-you-gave-the-bonus-to-the-guy-who-called-me-a-hog-furious-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6763d246-9862-4f78-8e15-ed38dd2d93e4.jpg?v=1792398336 I Worked my Tail Off and You Gave the Bonus to the Guy Who Called Me a Hog?! — Furious Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I WORKED MY TAIL OFF AND YOU GAVE THE BONUS TO THE GUY WHO CALLED ME A HOG?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-smell-a-truffle-buried-six-feet-underground-furious-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f3e4fcca-84b7-4312-b5ac-f4930b375812.jpg?v=1792398362 I Can Smell a Truffle Buried Six Feet Underground — Furious Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN SMELL A TRUFFLE BURIED SIX FEET UNDERGROUND. YOU THINK I CAN'T SMELL WHO STOLE CREDIT FOR MY PROJECT?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-office-is-a-pigsty-furious-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_302a5a9a-9bca-4f79-8e85-6703bbcf91bf.jpg?v=1792398387 This Office is a Pigsty — Furious Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "THIS OFFICE IS A PIGSTY, AND I'M THE ONLY ACTUAL PIG HERE! CLEAN YOUR SHIT!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-played-dead-to-avoid-one-meeting-furious-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c81c6a33-8772-4807-8d4f-196244aa9031.jpg?v=1792398412 I Played Dead to Avoid One Meeting — Furious Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I PLAYED DEAD TO AVOID ONE MEETING. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SCHEDULE MY FUNERAL?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-played-dead-through-nine-meetings-this-year-furious-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0e65b524-ffe1-4e0d-9995-56041a5fdee5.jpg?v=1792398438 I Played Dead Through Nine Meetings This Year — Furious Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I PLAYED DEAD THROUGH NINE MEETINGS THIS YEAR. THIS ONE WOKE ME UP. RUN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-fainted-when-i-saw-my-paycheck-furious-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c2e3833e-ae78-4300-95f8-cffbf28b4687.jpg?v=1792398462 I Fainted When i Saw my Paycheck — Furious Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I FAINTED WHEN I SAW MY PAYCHECK. HR MARKED IT AS A WELLNESS BREAK!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-dead-inside-furious-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cf863828-cc13-4a4a-b572-7e637411d77f.jpg?v=1792398486 I'm Dead Inside — Furious Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I'M DEAD INSIDE. THE REST OF ME IS ABOUT TO BITE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-poking-me-to-see-if-im-available-im-not-available-even-when-im-alive-furious-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cca311d4-b06a-4b17-b2e8-e6d9de873070.jpg?v=1792398512 Stop Poking Me to See If I'm Available! I'm Not Available Even When I'm Alive! — Furious Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "STOP POKING ME TO SEE IF I'M AVAILABLE! I'M NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN I'M ALIVE!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-stole-my-lunch-im-the-only-thief-in-this-building-furious-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ad4f80c5-7fae-4445-a9c7-623d21313f00.jpg?v=1792398537 Who Stole my Lunch?! I'm the Only Thief in This Building — Furious Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "WHO STOLE MY LUNCH?! I'M THE ONLY THIEF IN THIS BUILDING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-washed-the-stolen-donut-furious-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c203113b-9778-4b43-b389-10e555c5d3b5.jpg?v=1792398563 I Washed the Stolen Donut — Furious Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I WASHED THE STOLEN DONUT. NOW YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF EVIDENCE TAMPERING?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/locked-fridge-furious-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f5462fec-5235-4504-8528-9a109135a086.jpg?v=1792398588 Locked Fridge — Furious Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "LOCKED FRIDGE. LOCKED CABINET. LOCKED SCHEDULE. MY HANDS ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR ENTIRE SECURITY SYSTEM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-wearing-a-mask-because-this-companys-benefits-are-a-fucking-robbery-furious-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2c17ab5a-7bab-4b1f-ba2f-3a5d99441420.jpg?v=1792398611 I'm Wearing a Mask Because This Company's Benefits Are a Fucking Robbery! — Furious Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I'M WEARING A MASK BECAUSE THIS COMPANY'S BENEFITS ARE A FUCKING ROBBERY!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/one-more-quick-sync-and-i-torch-the-conference-room-furious-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0880449c-dd51-43c6-b6ee-dc7e8d7edb99.jpg?v=1792398636 One More "quick Sync" and i Torch the Conference Room — Furious Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "ONE MORE "QUICK SYNC" AND I TORCH THE CONFERENCE ROOM. I BREATHE ACTUAL FIRE. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-fire-alarm-is-broken-furious-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0d19d685-55cb-45c2-86d9-03ba8df40dbc.jpg?v=1792398662 The Fire Alarm is Broken — Furious Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "THE FIRE ALARM IS BROKEN. I'M THE BACKUP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-burned-one-spreadsheet-and-now-im-banned-from-the-finance-department-furious-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a676cd70-2a78-4e3e-b69b-df2e1d8d96fa.jpg?v=1792398686 I Burned One Spreadsheet and Now I'm Banned From the Finance Department?! — Furious Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I BURNED ONE SPREADSHEET AND NOW I'M BANNED FROM THE FINANCE DEPARTMENT?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-micromanaged-a-dragon-furious-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b6ab1ed5-a415-4a85-bb0b-23e17e70ea11.jpg?v=1792398711 You Micromanaged a Dragon — Furious Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "YOU MICROMANAGED A DRAGON. THE VILLAGE PRIEST IS ALREADY PRACTICING YOUR EULOGY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/if-the-ceo-wants-fire-in-the-team-furious-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1d175242-fa7a-4063-94a5-5b9bf3b56821.jpg?v=1792398736 If the Ceo Wants Fire in the Team — Furious Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "IF THE CEO WANTS FIRE IN THE TEAM, STOP COMPLAINING WHEN THE DESKS CATCH FIRE!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-seeds-are-on-the-outside-furious-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_bbb3d9dd-bd2e-4e2c-8b3e-23998eae12c8.jpg?v=1792398759 My Seeds Are on the Outside — Furious Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "MY SEEDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE. SO IS MY RAGE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-seeds-are-on-the-outside-because-i-keep-nothing-inside-anymore-including-what-i-think-of-this-management-furious-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_26e5c5c0-8cd3-4e56-af65-56c0b0f97c23.jpg?v=1792398781 My Seeds Are on the Outside Because i Keep Nothing Inside Anymore — Including What i Think of This Management — Furious Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "MY SEEDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE I KEEP NOTHING INSIDE ANYMORE — INCLUDING WHAT I THINK OF THIS MANAGEMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/stop-calling-me-sweet-while-you-throw-me-under-the-company-blender-furious-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_907ead31-7680-4e6c-854b-5b3ea0830998.jpg?v=1792398799 Stop Calling Me Sweet While You Throw Me Under the Company Blender! — Furious Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "STOP CALLING ME SWEET WHILE YOU THROW ME UNDER THE COMPANY BLENDER!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-turned-red-in-the-meeting-furious-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e811d4f0-3df1-402d-8827-6e4829cf0662.jpg?v=1792398820 I Turned Red in the Meeting — Furious Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "I TURNED RED IN THE MEETING. IT WASN'T EMBARRASSMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-retract-into-my-shell-when-you-come-by-furious-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ac97cbb7-c540-4f53-aecd-e914f39d8456.jpg?v=1792398839 I Retract Into my Shell When You Come By — Furious Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I RETRACT INTO MY SHELL WHEN YOU COME BY. IT'S NOT SHYNESS. IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-shell-is-a-bunker-furious-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4946f214-7f20-44b1-9890-f0ecc8d34509.jpg?v=1792398860 My Shell is a Bunker — Furious Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "MY SHELL IS A BUNKER. YOUR CAREER IS NOT. ONE OF US SURVIVES THIS MEETING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-been-here-through-eight-restructures-furious-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2619a82a-bb12-454e-a5f7-c9ad579f8cbd.jpg?v=1792398879 I've Been Here Through Eight Restructures — Furious Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE BEEN HERE THROUGH EIGHT RESTRUCTURES. STOP CALLING ME THE FUCKING BOTTLENECK!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-brought-my-own-home-office-on-my-back-furious-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0f84331f-9fab-479a-8bd5-b72b3c27ecc2.jpg?v=1792398898 I Brought my Own Home Office on my Back — Furious Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I BROUGHT MY OWN HOME OFFICE ON MY BACK. WHY ARE YOU CHARGING ME DESK RENT?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/they-said-they-wanted-a-unicorn-furious-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_38821e97-9b1d-46ff-bc0e-e4d17efb1280.jpg?v=1792398918 They Said They Wanted a Unicorn — Furious Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "THEY SAID THEY WANTED A UNICORN. I'M A UNICORN. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN BUDGET?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-horn-has-been-decorative-for-3-000-years-furious-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b5b43602-8fb0-411a-84a5-a17c4d9c3541.jpg?v=1792398938 This Horn Has Been Decorative For 3,000 Years — Furious Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "THIS HORN HAS BEEN DECORATIVE FOR 3,000 YEARS. YOUR SPREADSHEET JUST CHANGED THAT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-am-a-literal-fucking-unicorn-furious-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_45ef571e-a7e9-45af-b807-da3ed3b516d6.jpg?v=1792398956 I Am a Literal Fucking Unicorn — Furious Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "I AM A LITERAL FUCKING UNICORN. WHY IS MY MANAGER ASKING ME TO BE MORE UNIQUE?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/everybody-says-im-magical-furious-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_42cb2a3d-0e4f-4a6e-b604-7949ecbed114.jpg?v=1792398975 Everybody Says I'm Magical — Furious Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "EVERYBODY SAYS I'M MAGICAL. THEN I ASKED FOR A RAISE. SUDDENLY I'M "NOT REAL."" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-forty-feet-long-furious-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_88a74842-3fb3-4cbe-b362-5f4179e178f6.jpg?v=1792398997 I'm Forty Feet Long — Furious Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I'M FORTY FEET LONG. WHY DID YOU BOOK ME A FUCKING HOT DESK?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-forty-feet-long-and-you-put-me-in-a-shared-conference-room-furious-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_11d76936-0b10-4fd2-a7bb-94a3c98b9794.jpg?v=1792399015 I'm Forty Feet Long and You Put Me in a Shared Conference Room — Furious Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I'M FORTY FEET LONG AND YOU PUT ME IN A SHARED CONFERENCE ROOM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-am-the-biggest-thing-in-this-building-and-your-meeting-agenda-fits-in-my-mouth-with-room-for-your-ego-furious-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0764a224-c5f8-406b-b8d5-4afe552a9e52.jpg?v=1792399034 I Am the Biggest Thing in This Building and Your Meeting Agenda Fits in my Mouth With Room For Your Ego — Furious Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I AM THE BIGGEST THING IN THIS BUILDING AND YOUR MEETING AGENDA FITS IN MY MOUTH WITH ROOM FOR YOUR EGO." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-conference-room-is-smaller-than-my-mouth-who-approved-the-floor-plan-furious-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1cef3bd6-7bba-4408-ba33-4349daaf6014.jpg?v=1792399053 This Conference Room is Smaller Than my Mouth! Who Approved the Floor Plan?! — Furious Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "THIS CONFERENCE ROOM IS SMALLER THAN MY MOUTH! WHO APPROVED THE FLOOR PLAN?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-small-furious-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c0079ed7-7f77-44db-8cf0-71b15dd75ecd.jpg?v=1792399073 I'm Small — Furious Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I'M SMALL, YELLOW, AND ONE "QUICK CALL" AWAY FROM A FELONY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-imprinted-on-the-first-idiot-i-saw-and-it-was-my-boss-furious-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f6258d84-8da6-4321-88ad-24accf7ca85e.jpg?v=1792399097 I Imprinted on the First Idiot i Saw and It Was my Boss — Furious Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I IMPRINTED ON THE FIRST IDIOT I SAW AND IT WAS MY BOSS. NATURE OWES ME AN APOLOGY AND SO DOES HE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-hired-a-duck-and-asked-for-more-bandwidth-i-have-no-bandwidth-furious-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3afe7a35-c720-4747-8e0c-a01ad2d30c5c.jpg?v=1792399124 You Hired a Duck and Asked For "more Bandwidth." i Have No Bandwidth — Furious Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "YOU HIRED A DUCK AND ASKED FOR "MORE BANDWIDTH." I HAVE NO BANDWIDTH. I HAVE A BEAK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-quacked-once-furious-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d50009f5-2dc8-4e8c-a70f-8dba75fa0dcf.jpg?v=1792399150 I Quacked Once — Furious Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I QUACKED ONCE. YOU PUT ME ON THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT HOTLINE FOR EIGHT HOURS?!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-regrow-an-entire-limb-judgmental-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7df874a3-03ae-4a3d-bbc0-0893970c522d.jpg?v=1792399175 I Can Regrow an Entire Limb — Judgmental Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN REGROW AN ENTIRE LIMB. YOU CAN'T REBUILD A SENTENCE WITHOUT ASKING CHATGPT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-the-same-expression-for-everyone-judgmental-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6e2c4db1-8e7d-45ee-89d1-0744a5c4deed.jpg?v=1792399200 I Have the Same Expression For Everyone — Judgmental Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION FOR EVERYONE. PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE THAT FOR APPROVAL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-regrow-a-lost-limb-in-weeks-judgmental-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b39d383b-41b5-47f6-8a76-ac55ac7598bb.jpg?v=1792399225 I Can Regrow a Lost Limb in Weeks — Judgmental Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN REGROW A LOST LIMB IN WEEKS. YOU HAVE HAD YEARS TO FIX THAT PRESENTATION STYLE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/this-smile-is-permanent-judgmental-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3b69f027-7e2c-472f-951f-87153b90a6c9.jpg?v=1792399249 This Smile is Permanent — Judgmental Axolotl Art Print Axolotl watercolor art print with the saying "THIS SMILE IS PERMANENT. YOU ARE MERELY ITS CURRENT SUBJECT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-not-calm-because-i-agree-with-you-judgmental-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_45dcd6ba-f959-4500-940d-09ad65135cae.jpg?v=1792399273 I'm Not Calm Because i Agree With You — Judgmental Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I'M NOT CALM BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU. I'M CALM BECAUSE I'VE LOWERED MY EXPECTATIONS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/even-the-crocodiles-enjoy-my-company-judgmental-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_91628211-3734-45ee-9cc2-8b0e28a3c7a7.jpg?v=1792399298 Even the Crocodiles Enjoy my Company — Judgmental Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "EVEN THE CROCODILES ENJOY MY COMPANY. YOUR TEAM REQUESTED SEPARATE SEATING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-sit-in-hot-water-for-hours-without-a-word-judgmental-capybara-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_bd002120-9b6c-4257-ac57-7412367b0f15.jpg?v=1792399323 I Sit in Hot Water For Hours Without a Word — Judgmental Capybara Art Print Capybara watercolor art print with the saying "I SIT IN HOT WATER FOR HOURS WITHOUT A WORD. YOU CANNOT SURVIVE ONE FEEDBACK SESSION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-lay-an-egg-before-breakfast-judgmental-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_378bac42-d1ef-4b53-b922-f15a6ee6927a.jpg?v=1792399347 I Lay an Egg Before Breakfast — Judgmental Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I LAY AN EGG BEFORE BREAKFAST. YOU NEED THREE MEETINGS TO PRODUCE A DECISION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-seen-more-structure-in-a-scratched-up-chicken-coop-than-in-your-project-plan-judgmental-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a6cb4fae-d6bc-49c2-bb3c-0a64b90079f2.jpg?v=1792399371 I've Seen More Structure in a Scratched-up Chicken Coop Than in Your Project Plan — Judgmental Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE SEEN MORE STRUCTURE IN A SCRATCHED-UP CHICKEN COOP THAN IN YOUR PROJECT PLAN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-literally-invented-the-pecking-order-judgmental-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0620d35d-3aaf-413e-a605-df6e0ad3d5cd.jpg?v=1792399396 We Literally Invented the Pecking Order — Judgmental Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "WE LITERALLY INVENTED THE PECKING ORDER. EVEN WE CANNOT EXPLAIN YOUR PROMOTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-deliver-a-finished-product-every-single-day-judgmental-chicken-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7c30f798-e91b-4598-817b-0cff8ee0a60d.jpg?v=1792399421 I Deliver a Finished Product Every Single Day — Judgmental Chicken Art Print Chicken watercolor art print with the saying "I DELIVER A FINISHED PRODUCT EVERY SINGLE DAY. YOURS HAS BEEN 'IN PROGRESS' SINCE MARCH." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/four-stomach-chambers-and-i-still-couldnt-digest-that-presentation-judgmental-cow-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ff538cee-26fe-4af7-b7cc-ca70e00e8b86.jpg?v=1792399444 Four Stomach Chambers and i Still Couldn't Digest That Presentation — Judgmental Cow Art Print Cow watercolor art print with the saying "FOUR STOMACH CHAMBERS AND I STILL COULDN'T DIGEST THAT PRESENTATION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-legs-are-short-judgmental-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a372fd20-b0aa-4ea6-8067-0de71333dc65.jpg?v=1792399469 My Legs Are Short — Judgmental Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "MY LEGS ARE SHORT. YOUR THINKING HAS NO SUCH PHYSICAL EXCUSE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-was-bred-to-go-into-badger-dens-judgmental-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3c3daa58-581a-475c-a5cd-1dde58598356.jpg?v=1792399494 I Was Bred to Go Into Badger Dens — Judgmental Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "I WAS BRED TO GO INTO BADGER DENS. EVEN I WOULDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DEPARTMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/from-down-here-judgmental-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7f0be5b3-33e3-4be7-9db6-9b1d0a2ef3ac.jpg?v=1792399518 From Down Here — Judgmental Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "FROM DOWN HERE, I CAN SEE EVERYONE'S SHOES AND EVERYONE'S STANDARDS. BOTH ARE FILTHY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-taken-notes-on-everyone-in-this-meeting-judgmental-dachshund-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a6ecee8d-6ed0-4138-a912-73fad5ee2390.jpg?v=1792399543 I Have Taken Notes on Everyone in This Meeting — Judgmental Dachshund Art Print Dachshund watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE TAKEN NOTES ON EVERYONE IN THIS MEETING. THE NOTES ARE LONGER THAN I AM. THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-turn-toward-the-light-judgmental-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_69fc88d3-ba05-4ba4-bb4e-9ef375d97893.jpg?v=1792399566 We Turn Toward the Light — Judgmental Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE TURN TOWARD THE LIGHT. YOU TURN TOWARD ANYONE WITH A HIGHER JOB TITLE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-have-discussed-you-in-the-planter-judgmental-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d02bd885-deac-414f-ad45-60e82131aac1.jpg?v=1792399592 We Have Discussed You in the Planter — Judgmental Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE HAVE DISCUSSED YOU IN THE PLANTER. THE VOTE WAS UNANIMOUS, AND WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE MINUTES ALOUD." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-are-the-only-things-in-this-office-that-grew-this-quarter-judgmental-daisies-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6e4cce49-0c42-4ea5-a4d3-3b7ce4450d8d.jpg?v=1792399617 We Are the Only Things in This Office That Grew This Quarter — Judgmental Daisies Art Print Daisies watercolor art print with the saying "WE ARE THE ONLY THINGS IN THIS OFFICE THAT GREW THIS QUARTER. LET THAT SINK IN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-called-yourself-a-strategic-thinker-judgmental-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_deb2273e-3849-4761-bf4a-04c4f17a6857.jpg?v=1792399642 You Called Yourself a Strategic Thinker — Judgmental Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALLED YOURSELF A STRATEGIC THINKER. THE CHICKENS WOULD LIKE A SECOND OPINION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-read-the-thread-you-deleted-judgmental-fox-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_713b1ae5-dee8-46d1-a32b-8eb66dd7f633.jpg?v=1792399668 I Read the Thread You Deleted — Judgmental Fox Art Print Fox watercolor art print with the saying "I READ THE THREAD YOU DELETED, THE DRAFT YOU DENIED, AND THE FACE YOU MADE. ALL THREE ARE IN MY FILES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-eat-flies-with-my-tongue-judgmental-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9163f3a6-b1fc-4403-b311-34853b86c19a.jpg?v=1792399693 I Eat Flies With my Tongue — Judgmental Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "I EAT FLIES WITH MY TONGUE. YOU SOMEHOW MAKE A LIVING BY TALKING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-keep-calling-this-a-leap-forward-judgmental-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_59e9621b-3871-4256-a219-1f567600b834.jpg?v=1792399712 You Keep Calling This a Leap Forward — Judgmental Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "YOU KEEP CALLING THIS A LEAP FORWARD. WE'RE STILL IN THE SAME POND, GREG." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-catch-everything-with-this-tongue-judgmental-frog-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ea051564-d4e2-42c1-a030-cc28628ebdcd.jpg?v=1792399731 I Catch Everything With This Tongue — Judgmental Frog Art Print Frog watercolor art print with the saying "I CATCH EVERYTHING WITH THIS TONGUE. FLIES, LIES, AND EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID ABOUT ME IN THE HALLWAY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-see-the-big-picture-from-up-here-judgmental-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b42fdc0a-cbfa-481f-b08b-b8b34dab37df.jpg?v=1792399751 I Can See the Big Picture From Up Here — Judgmental Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN SEE THE BIG PICTURE FROM UP HERE. IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-keep-asking-me-to-stick-my-neck-out-judgmental-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_845ac909-8f33-4677-93ed-29bf23190b8e.jpg?v=1792399769 You Keep Asking Me to Stick my Neck Out — Judgmental Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "YOU KEEP ASKING ME TO STICK MY NECK OUT. I'VE NOTICED YOURS NEVER LEAVES YOUR COLLAR." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-looked-down-on-people-my-whole-life-judgmental-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_94fdf71e-1f1e-49aa-a88a-eac2f770643f.jpg?v=1792399788 I've Looked Down on People my Whole Life — Judgmental Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE LOOKED DOWN ON PEOPLE MY WHOLE LIFE. YOU'RE THE FIRST TO MAKE IT FEEL JUSTIFIED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-asked-me-to-keep-my-head-down-in-the-review-judgmental-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ca4aaf02-57ed-4665-adf7-98a6756dd144.jpg?v=1792399806 You Asked Me to 'keep my Head Down' in the Review — Judgmental Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "YOU ASKED ME TO 'KEEP MY HEAD DOWN' IN THE REVIEW. PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. SOCIALLY, I'VE NEVER TRIED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/management-says-were-all-equal-here-judgmental-giraffe-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_dcacee4e-8eda-42eb-add2-ae9eb0b5a53d.jpg?v=1792399825 Management Says We're All Equal Here — Judgmental Giraffe Art Print Giraffe watercolor art print with the saying "MANAGEMENT SAYS WE'RE ALL EQUAL HERE. LOVELY. I LOOK DOWN ON EVERYONE EQUALLY, SO WE AGREE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-honk-because-i-have-something-to-say-judgmental-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_50c6d1d9-7fa7-4124-877b-b6004d5e4e48.jpg?v=1792399845 I Honk Because i Have Something to Say — Judgmental Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I HONK BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-call-yourself-assertive-judgmental-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d3597bad-2393-44fc-9033-9b83dbc5fa95.jpg?v=1792399864 You Call Yourself Assertive — Judgmental Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALL YOURSELF ASSERTIVE. I CALL IT HONKING WITHOUT THE PERSONALITY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-flock-flies-in-formation-judgmental-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8c0f9088-191d-45d0-bebe-3204d4e9c74c.jpg?v=1792399883 The Flock Flies in Formation — Judgmental Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "THE FLOCK FLIES IN FORMATION. YOUR TEAM CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON WHERE TO SIT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-run-the-complaints-department-judgmental-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7d161792-cbf5-4afe-a368-7d0e312645fb.jpg?v=1792399903 I Run the Complaints Department — Judgmental Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I RUN THE COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT. YOUR PRESENTATION HAS BEEN FILED UNDER 'CAUTIONARY TALE.'" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-didnt-honk-over-your-pitch-out-of-cruelty-judgmental-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_21fa5b58-431b-4cd0-8284-0631f2872a20.jpg?v=1792399922 I Didn't Honk Over Your Pitch Out of Cruelty — Judgmental Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I DIDN'T HONK OVER YOUR PITCH OUT OF CRUELTY. THE PITCH REQUIRED CORRECTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-species-has-been-extinct-for-millions-of-years-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8e3fd554-5f4e-4b5a-afe3-a69f7ddf8bd8.jpg?v=1792399941 My Species Has Been Extinct For Millions of Years — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "MY SPECIES HAS BEEN EXTINCT FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS. YOUR MANAGEMENT STYLE IS SOMEHOW OLDER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-fossil-record-shows-more-progress-than-your-quarterly-report-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1141e54a-45f6-41c1-976e-cc13b5c2bfb3.jpg?v=1792399960 The Fossil Record Shows More Progress Than Your Quarterly Report — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "THE FOSSIL RECORD SHOWS MORE PROGRESS THAN YOUR QUARTERLY REPORT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-tiny-arms-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_44afda7f-aec9-4cc6-a7c6-fb39d5dfb8ca.jpg?v=1792399980 I Have Tiny Arms — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE TINY ARMS. YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE DEPARTMENT AND STILL CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-arms-are-too-short-to-applaud-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8ef594e2-bb65-4803-ae8f-0e72d55600a6.jpg?v=1792400000 My Arms Are Too Short to Applaud — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "MY ARMS ARE TOO SHORT TO APPLAUD. FORTUNATELY, YOUR PRESENTATION DIDN'T REQUIRE IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-dont-have-a-brain-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a6092a48-c544-42ec-a671-34ed73e1add7.jpg?v=1792400019 I Don't Have a Brain — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN. I WAS HOPING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS MEETING LESS RELATABLE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-drift-with-the-current-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3adb14f6-c4ca-46e4-9929-48cb76121ea4.jpg?v=1792400040 I Drift With the Current — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I DRIFT WITH THE CURRENT. YOU CALL THE SAME THING A FIVE-YEAR STRATEGY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-transparent-by-nature-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b62e0452-07d2-4bfa-a3de-5fe7869b4dda.jpg?v=1792400061 I'm Transparent By Nature — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I'M TRANSPARENT BY NATURE. YOU HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/no-brain-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_09749d56-535c-4a86-a59d-06ea2a191937.jpg?v=1792400080 No Brain — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "NO BRAIN. NO HEART. STILL THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO NOTICED YOUR SPREADSHEET DOESN'T ADD UP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-drift-wherever-the-current-takes-me-and-still-arrive-more-prepared-than-your-team-lead-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d75988ad-a096-4038-8942-acf69822474e.jpg?v=1792400099 I Drift Wherever the Current Takes Me and Still Arrive More Prepared Than Your Team Lead — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "I DRIFT WHEREVER THE CURRENT TAKES ME AND STILL ARRIVE MORE PREPARED THAN YOUR TEAM LEAD." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-called-me-heartless-in-the-group-chat-judgmental-jellyfish-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4fafc2d2-4757-4c59-85b6-ebee64f231bf.jpg?v=1792400118 You Called Me Heartless in the Group Chat — Judgmental Jellyfish Art Print Jellyfish watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALLED ME HEARTLESS IN THE GROUP CHAT. ANATOMICALLY ACCURATE. YOUR NUMBERS, LESS SO." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-eat-aphids-for-a-living-judgmental-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a1e4f5f3-dc26-495e-b8cd-ead5dd749947.jpg?v=1792400138 I Eat Aphids For a Living — Judgmental Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I EAT APHIDS FOR A LIVING. EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS ABOUT THE PESTS I DEAL WITH." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/they-say-im-good-luck-judgmental-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_fd6edb57-c5e8-464d-9735-b135e767c2e3.jpg?v=1792400158 They Say I'm Good Luck — Judgmental Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "THEY SAY I'M GOOD LUCK. YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW SUGGESTS YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN THAT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-spots-judgmental-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7586c9fa-0703-41cd-a064-dd829a45808d.jpg?v=1792400177 I Have Spots — Judgmental Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE SPOTS. YOU HAVE RED FLAGS. ONLY ONE OF THOSE IS CHARMING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-eat-pests-for-a-living-judgmental-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_55ac4908-0251-46c0-8f94-2c45604c2943.jpg?v=1792400198 I Eat Pests For a Living — Judgmental Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I EAT PESTS FOR A LIVING. YOUR 'URGENT' FOLLOW-UPS HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED ACCORDINGLY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-office-good-luck-charm-judgmental-ladybug-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_fbda82b5-74cc-40df-84c9-67d076fcc663.jpg?v=1792400219 I'm the Office Good-luck Charm — Judgmental Ladybug Art Print Ladybug watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE OFFICE GOOD-LUCK CHARM. MANAGEMENT'S LUCK IS A SEPARATE, SADDER MATTER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-only-spit-when-i-have-a-reason-judgmental-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_683dc360-6c7c-4bd9-a79c-060129c61a29.jpg?v=1792400239 I Only Spit When i Have a Reason — Judgmental Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I ONLY SPIT WHEN I HAVE A REASON. YOU SEEM TO SPEAK WITHOUT ONE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-carried-heavy-loads-through-the-mountains-judgmental-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_293942e2-8767-4d63-b571-a29a0bef611f.jpg?v=1792400260 I've Carried Heavy Loads Through the Mountains — Judgmental Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE CARRIED HEAVY LOADS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS. YOUR EGO WOULDN'T MAKE IT PAST RECEPTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-carried-this-project-for-six-months-judgmental-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e6d36402-4ff6-424c-9406-de3b1d3a058a.jpg?v=1792400280 I Carried This Project For Six Months — Judgmental Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "I CARRIED THIS PROJECT FOR SIX MONTHS. MY REVIEW OF YOUR CONTRIBUTION FITS ON A POST-IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-ears-were-back-through-your-entire-presentation-judgmental-llama-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_65198726-6f49-4aba-8f77-68f3efee9b1b.jpg?v=1792400301 My Ears Were Back Through Your Entire Presentation — Judgmental Llama Art Print Llama watercolor art print with the saying "MY EARS WERE BACK THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE PRESENTATION. THAT WAS MY FEEDBACK, DELIVERED EARLY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-tell-which-way-the-wind-is-blowing-judgmental-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_60d4cdce-0912-43cf-8f75-2a58661d37fa.jpg?v=1792400319 I Can Tell Which Way the Wind is Blowing — Judgmental Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN TELL WHICH WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING. YOU NEED A CONSULTANT TO TELL YOU THE COMPANY IS SINKING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-feathers-repel-water-judgmental-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_550ddd71-1bf7-4445-bbad-1a2ab7f513d8.jpg?v=1792400338 My Feathers Repel Water — Judgmental Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "MY FEATHERS REPEL WATER. YOUR PERSONALITY APPEARS TO REPEL COLLEAGUES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-lead-this-formation-judgmental-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_74a23c75-cce2-4882-9174-572d9e53034f.jpg?v=1792400356 I Lead This Formation — Judgmental Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I LEAD THIS FORMATION. I HAVE WATCHED YOU FLY IN CIRCLES FOR THREE QUARTERS. IT'S IN THE REPORT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/youve-been-drafting-off-my-work-all-year-judgmental-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5937f88d-a6b4-40cf-bc10-527ca24f87bc.jpg?v=1792400376 You've Been Drafting Off my Work All Year — Judgmental Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTING OFF MY WORK ALL YEAR. THE FORMATION NOTICES. THE FORMATION REMEMBERS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-sat-through-your-entire-presentation-without-one-quack-judgmental-mallard-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5acc2a3c-02b5-4171-b73d-88ce43199399.jpg?v=1792400396 I Sat Through Your Entire Presentation Without One Quack — Judgmental Mallard Art Print Mallard watercolor art print with the saying "I SAT THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE PRESENTATION WITHOUT ONE QUACK. THAT WAS THE FEEDBACK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-watched-monkeys-fight-over-a-banana-with-more-professionalism-than-this-boardroom-judgmental-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_9d640d1c-50e4-4802-8ee8-01027c6fa4d4.jpg?v=1792400415 I've Watched Monkeys Fight Over a Banana With More Professionalism Than This Boardroom — Judgmental Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE WATCHED MONKEYS FIGHT OVER A BANANA WITH MORE PROFESSIONALISM THAN THIS BOARDROOM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-call-it-office-politics-judgmental-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_975e46f6-44a3-4035-b1bd-40d4fb0cb717.jpg?v=1792400435 You Call It Office Politics — Judgmental Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALL IT OFFICE POLITICS. IN MY TROOP, WE AT LEAST MAKE THE GROOMING OBVIOUS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-use-tools-judgmental-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_555034ab-c4c6-49ea-8a04-0a84b25f5d49.jpg?v=1792400456 I Can Use Tools — Judgmental Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN USE TOOLS. YOU'VE BEEN ASKING IT TO FIX YOUR PRINTER SINCE TUESDAY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-remember-every-slight-since-2019-judgmental-monkey-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_852407d6-f5d1-4e17-9b48-a515184b65f1.jpg?v=1792400475 I Remember Every Slight Since 2019 — Judgmental Monkey Art Print Monkey watercolor art print with the saying "I REMEMBER EVERY SLIGHT SINCE 2019. THAT IS NOT A THREAT. IT IS A FILING SYSTEM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-grow-on-rotting-material-judgmental-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7d7a3ff1-8562-489c-8f49-b91540aed7e2.jpg?v=1792400495 I Grow on Rotting Material — Judgmental Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I GROW ON ROTTING MATERIAL. YOUR DEPARTMENT LOOKS LIKE AN EXPANSION OPPORTUNITY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-network-operates-underground-without-a-single-status-meeting-judgmental-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3d27708f-d00b-4e04-be01-9465a80e0847.jpg?v=1792400514 My Network Operates Underground Without a Single Status Meeting — Judgmental Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "MY NETWORK OPERATES UNDERGROUND WITHOUT A SINGLE STATUS MEETING. INTERESTING, ISN'T IT?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-call-it-a-culture-problem-judgmental-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_0fe28100-f96e-4594-b98c-3ae43404230d.jpg?v=1792400533 You Call It a Culture Problem — Judgmental Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALL IT A CULTURE PROBLEM. I CALL IT IDEAL GROWING CONDITIONS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-dont-attend-meetings-judgmental-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e3a2e7af-ba25-4f77-b431-200266c0fd14.jpg?v=1792400552 I Don't Attend Meetings — Judgmental Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I DON'T ATTEND MEETINGS. MY SPORES DO. THEY REPORT BACK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-grow-where-things-are-rotting-judgmental-mushroom-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3c51dfb8-1ef6-49c3-aadb-f23f82cc6cbe.jpg?v=1792400572 I Grow Where Things Are Rotting — Judgmental Mushroom Art Print Mushroom watercolor art print with the saying "I GROW WHERE THINGS ARE ROTTING. I HAVE NEVER BEEN BUSIER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-use-a-rock-to-open-shellfish-judgmental-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d5f26bff-f552-47cb-88f2-ac101d01b369.jpg?v=1792400594 I Use a Rock to Open Shellfish — Judgmental Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I USE A ROCK TO OPEN SHELLFISH. YOU'VE HAD A SOFTWARE SUBSCRIPTION FOR THREE YEARS AND STILL CAN'T OPEN A PDF." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-keep-my-favorite-rock-in-a-pocket-of-skin-judgmental-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2ec4677c-2588-495a-92e4-c85a52343ca7.jpg?v=1792400615 I Keep my Favorite Rock in a Pocket of Skin — Judgmental Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I KEEP MY FAVORITE ROCK IN A POCKET OF SKIN. YOU CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF YOUR OFFICE KEYS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-open-shells-with-this-rock-judgmental-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e32b4ee6-5f16-4d01-b875-73607d7d60fe.jpg?v=1792400634 I Open Shells With This Rock — Judgmental Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "I OPEN SHELLS WITH THIS ROCK. YOUR PROPOSAL DIDN'T NEED THE ROCK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-hold-hands-so-nobody-drifts-judgmental-otter-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_faff0657-94b3-48fc-ae22-7aa1167b8cc4.jpg?v=1792400654 We Hold Hands So Nobody Drifts — Judgmental Otter Art Print Otter watercolor art print with the saying "WE HOLD HANDS SO NOBODY DRIFTS. YOU, WE LET DRIFT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-live-in-mud-and-still-have-higher-standards-than-your-department-judgmental-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e7b56c3f-d64b-4d37-a3e4-b98dc7d86e1a.jpg?v=1792400674 I Live in Mud and Still Have Higher Standards Than Your Department — Judgmental Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I LIVE IN MUD AND STILL HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS THAN YOUR DEPARTMENT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-find-a-truffle-underground-judgmental-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_99eab1c0-0821-4957-8256-18475176e956.jpg?v=1792400694 I Can Find a Truffle Underground — Judgmental Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN FIND A TRUFFLE UNDERGROUND. YOU COULDN'T FIND THE POINT OF YOUR OWN PRESENTATION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-smell-a-bad-idea-through-two-doors-judgmental-pig-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_943ab7f4-f235-4600-b45e-eee9ba70852c.jpg?v=1792400713 I Can Smell a Bad Idea Through Two Doors — Judgmental Pig Art Print Pig watercolor art print with the saying "I CAN SMELL A BAD IDEA THROUGH TWO DOORS. YOURS ARRIVED EARLY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-play-dead-when-threatened-judgmental-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6beb9aaa-d11b-44b8-8a5c-5d587f400308.jpg?v=1792400734 I Play Dead When Threatened — Judgmental Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I PLAY DEAD WHEN THREATENED. YOU CALL THE SAME BEHAVIOR EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-defense-mechanism-is-involuntary-judgmental-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c8eb824f-6a99-4e19-8bcc-59bf48be06be.jpg?v=1792400754 My Defense Mechanism is Involuntary — Judgmental Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "MY DEFENSE MECHANISM IS INVOLUNTARY. YOUR INCOMPETENCE SEEMS TO BE A CHOICE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-didnt-play-dead-in-your-meeting-judgmental-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cacf6727-1b0b-4135-af3c-7853ce32fbc2.jpg?v=1792400774 I Didn't Play Dead in Your Meeting — Judgmental Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "I DIDN'T PLAY DEAD IN YOUR MEETING. I WAS GIVING YOUR PRESENTATION THE REVIEW IT DESERVED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/hr-asked-for-my-honest-feedback-judgmental-possum-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3209346d-81ad-4899-9235-60fb0e44d99c.jpg?v=1792437274 Hr Asked For my Honest Feedback — Judgmental Possum Art Print Possum watercolor art print with the saying "HR ASKED FOR MY HONEST FEEDBACK. I'M STILL PLAYING DEAD. CONCLUSIONS MAY BE DRAWN." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-eat-garbage-judgmental-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_69264e0e-b2bd-4151-8927-8456af63ec2e.jpg?v=1792437298 I Eat Garbage — Judgmental Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I EAT GARBAGE. I STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR PROJECT PROPOSAL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-wear-a-mask-to-steal-food-judgmental-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_f5e027fa-a810-4552-ae36-c20e6339cdbe.jpg?v=1792437322 I Wear a Mask to Steal Food — Judgmental Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I WEAR A MASK TO STEAL FOOD. YOU WEAR A SUIT TO STEAL CREDIT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-wash-everything-i-touch-judgmental-raccoon-art-print-1 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_05442cf6-2242-41fa-b71a-faf22ee72361.jpg?v=1792437345 I Wash Everything i Touch — Judgmental Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "I WASH EVERYTHING I TOUCH. YOUR SPREADSHEET STILL CAME OUT DIRTY." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/the-anonymous-feedback-was-anonymous-for-your-protection-judgmental-raccoon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4e80d925-049b-46f8-a46c-20e6927da660.jpg?v=1792437368 The Anonymous Feedback Was Anonymous For Your Protection — Judgmental Raccoon Art Print Raccoon watercolor art print with the saying "THE ANONYMOUS FEEDBACK WAS ANONYMOUS FOR YOUR PROTECTION, NOT MINE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-sat-on-a-pile-of-gold-for-centuries-judgmental-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_eee372ef-7e22-4fe3-8732-acd46a82291c.jpg?v=1792437392 I've Sat on a Pile of Gold For Centuries — Judgmental Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE SAT ON A PILE OF GOLD FOR CENTURIES. EVEN I THINK YOUR BUDGET PRIORITIES ARE EMBARRASSING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-destroy-villages-judgmental-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3f9927e2-7b32-4ac2-9342-4ccb66ae5546.jpg?v=1792437417 I Destroy Villages — Judgmental Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I DESTROY VILLAGES. YOU DESTROY MORALE. ONLY ONE OF US GETS CALLED A MONSTER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-guarded-gold-for-six-hundred-years-judgmental-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b1ff8fa7-720e-4a5b-a7df-d9275c86bc59.jpg?v=1792437441 I Have Guarded Gold For Six Hundred Years — Judgmental Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE GUARDED GOLD FOR SIX HUNDRED YEARS. YOUR SLIDE DECK IS THE FIRST TREASURE I'VE REFUSED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/that-was-not-a-sigh-of-boredom-judgmental-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_739a36f7-cd1c-4ba9-90de-48129da615e3.jpg?v=1792437466 That Was Not a Sigh of Boredom — Judgmental Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "THAT WAS NOT A SIGH OF BOREDOM. THAT WAS SMOKE. I AM BEING PROFESSIONAL ABOUT IT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-review-empires-judgmental-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_8b4801fd-f011-4cff-99a8-80b757915f16.jpg?v=1792437491 I Review Empires — Judgmental Red Dragon Art Print Red Dragon watercolor art print with the saying "I REVIEW EMPIRES. YOUR TEAM'S ROADMAP LASTED ELEVEN MINUTES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/there-are-three-of-us-in-this-tin-and-we-still-have-more-personal-space-than-your-open-plan-office-judgmental-sardines-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_506c9dd3-0d38-4c04-b33d-9ab0524730ee.jpg?v=1792437514 There Are Three of Us in This Tin and We Still Have More Personal Space Than Your Open-plan Office — Judgmental Sardines Art Print Sardines watercolor art print with the saying "THERE ARE THREE OF US IN THIS TIN AND WE STILL HAVE MORE PERSONAL SPACE THAN YOUR OPEN-PLAN OFFICE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/were-packed-in-oil-and-still-less-slippery-than-your-management-team-judgmental-sardines-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_32d081fa-2eba-4d23-8a98-2cb7ae2305c9.jpg?v=1792437537 We're Packed in Oil and Still Less Slippery Than Your Management Team — Judgmental Sardines Art Print Sardines watercolor art print with the saying "WE'RE PACKED IN OIL AND STILL LESS SLIPPERY THAN YOUR MANAGEMENT TEAM." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/three-of-us-share-one-tin-and-still-produce-fewer-conflicts-than-your-standup-judgmental-sardines-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cab6c13c-8b51-4a9f-9614-e3b32cb2a190.jpg?v=1792437560 Three of Us Share One Tin and Still Produce Fewer Conflicts Than Your Standup — Judgmental Sardines Art Print Sardines watercolor art print with the saying "THREE OF US SHARE ONE TIN AND STILL PRODUCE FEWER CONFLICTS THAN YOUR STANDUP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-called-that-presentation-fresh-judgmental-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_046de769-4e17-46c9-af8b-c974ccdf6552.jpg?v=1792437583 You Called That Presentation Fresh — Judgmental Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "YOU CALLED THAT PRESENTATION FRESH. I'VE SEEN BETTER IDEAS ROTTING IN THE PRODUCE DRAWER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-turn-red-when-im-ripe-judgmental-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cb76bd47-b0f3-4672-85c1-25e1afab9012.jpg?v=1792437606 I Turn Red When I'm Ripe — Judgmental Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "I TURN RED WHEN I'M RIPE. YOU TURN RED WHEN SOMEONE ASKS A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/botanically-im-not-even-a-berry-judgmental-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5d099c32-51a0-443d-a2a5-d62397029d1e.jpg?v=1792437631 Botanically, I'm Not Even a Berry — Judgmental Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "BOTANICALLY, I'M NOT EVEN A BERRY. I'VE READ YOUR FILE TOO. WE BOTH KNOW WHAT YOU ARE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-seeds-are-on-the-outside-judgmental-strawberry-art-print-1 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_e5ebe63a-1e2f-468c-87ac-5410e4095403.jpg?v=1792437655 My Seeds Are on the Outside — Judgmental Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "MY SEEDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE. I HIDE NOTHING. UNLIKE YOUR 'FINAL' VERSION OF THE REPORT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/people-assume-im-the-sweet-one-judgmental-strawberry-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_661a4193-577f-46a7-8abd-4ed89470f4de.jpg?v=1792437677 People Assume I'm the Sweet One — Judgmental Strawberry Art Print Strawberry watercolor art print with the saying "PEOPLE ASSUME I'M THE SWEET ONE. THEN THEY READ MY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-move-slowly-because-i-have-a-shell-to-carry-judgmental-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_4ab1a57b-7429-4fba-888d-ac358ef4f6eb.jpg?v=1792437701 I Move Slowly Because i Have a Shell to Carry — Judgmental Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I MOVE SLOWLY BECAUSE I HAVE A SHELL TO CARRY. WHAT EXACTLY IS HOLDING YOU BACK?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-retreat-into-my-shell-for-protection-judgmental-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2e135782-b20e-40b7-9239-490001c35b22.jpg?v=1792437724 I Retreat Into my Shell For Protection — Judgmental Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I RETREAT INTO MY SHELL FOR PROTECTION. YOU RETREAT INTO CORPORATE JARGON." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-outlived-four-of-your-managers-judgmental-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ff218815-1f5f-4743-abab-8ecc272735df.jpg?v=1792437746 I've Outlived Four of Your Managers — Judgmental Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE OUTLIVED FOUR OF YOUR MANAGERS. I KEEP THEIR FILES TOO. THE SHELL HAS ARCHIVES." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-retract-when-you-approach-judgmental-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b5eb752e-6e8d-40fc-86f1-2d69b3217f8c.jpg?v=1792437770 I Retract When You Approach — Judgmental Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I RETRACT WHEN YOU APPROACH. IT'S NOT FEAR. IT'S QUALITY CONTROL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-took-three-days-to-write-your-review-judgmental-turtle-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_2907b503-2859-471b-a9b0-bf9ace18ad9d.jpg?v=1792437793 I Took Three Days to Write Your Review — Judgmental Turtle Art Print Turtle watercolor art print with the saying "I TOOK THREE DAYS TO WRITE YOUR REVIEW. EVERY WORD WAS CHOSEN. ESPECIALLY 'DISAPPOINTING.'" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-literally-a-mythical-creature-and-your-qualifications-are-still-harder-to-believe-judgmental-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_c738d8d3-c95a-44ed-a044-30fc3fe6da71.jpg?v=1792437816 I'm Literally a Mythical Creature and Your Qualifications Are Still Harder to Believe — Judgmental Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "I'M LITERALLY A MYTHICAL CREATURE AND YOUR QUALIFICATIONS ARE STILL HARDER TO BELIEVE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/you-keep-asking-for-magic-judgmental-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ff063ebd-f82d-4c3b-a71a-081dd399e201.jpg?v=1792437839 You Keep Asking For Magic — Judgmental Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MAGIC. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BASIC COMPETENCE?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/hr-posted-this-job-asking-for-a-unicorn-judgmental-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5b63525e-ea68-4637-9ed8-1963f22bef13.jpg?v=1792437862 Hr Posted This Job Asking For a Unicorn — Judgmental Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "HR POSTED THIS JOB ASKING FOR A UNICORN. I ARRIVED. NOW I'M REVIEWING THEIR REQUIREMENTS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/people-say-i-dont-exist-judgmental-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_7cd5fbe0-ac63-4f63-9d32-acee8a659519.jpg?v=1792437885 People Say i Don't Exist — Judgmental Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "PEOPLE SAY I DON'T EXIST. I SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOUR Q3 RESULTS." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-horn-points-at-problems-judgmental-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_034a6ebd-d5ef-436d-861b-5dfac968301f.jpg?v=1792437908 My Horn Points At Problems — Judgmental Unicorn Art Print Unicorn watercolor art print with the saying "MY HORN POINTS AT PROBLEMS. TODAY IT'S BEEN POINTING AT YOU SINCE NINE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-largest-fish-in-the-ocean-and-i-still-dont-take-up-as-much-room-as-your-ego-judgmental-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a336cfa4-fdfe-4278-ba8b-27b534761681.jpg?v=1792437930 I'm the Largest Fish in the Ocean and i Still Don't Take Up As Much Room As Your Ego — Judgmental Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE LARGEST FISH IN THE OCEAN AND I STILL DON'T TAKE UP AS MUCH ROOM AS YOUR EGO." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-have-thousands-of-tiny-teeth-judgmental-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1f9d408e-4747-40ad-a915-beb94334414d.jpg?v=1792437953 I Have Thousands of Tiny Teeth — Judgmental Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I HAVE THOUSANDS OF TINY TEETH. YOUR PRESENTATION SOMEHOW HAD LESS BITE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/my-spots-form-a-pattern-no-one-can-copy-judgmental-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_a8006a08-b16a-43a6-ae80-2724a3daa97d.jpg?v=1792437984 My Spots Form a Pattern No One Can Copy — Judgmental Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "MY SPOTS FORM A PATTERN NO ONE CAN COPY. YOUR EXCUSES, HOWEVER, ARE MASS-PRODUCED." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-quack-judgmental-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_20fd295e-cd9b-470d-8052-1a271d3f2d4d.jpg?v=1792438004 I Quack — Judgmental Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I QUACK. YOU CALL IT THOUGHT LEADERSHIP. WE ARE NOT THE SAME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ducklings-imprint-on-the-first-leader-they-see-judgmental-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d4469659-7414-4095-9eef-c10a89ad57aa.jpg?v=1792438021 Ducklings Imprint on the First Leader They See — Judgmental Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON THE FIRST LEADER THEY SEE. I SAW YOU. I'VE REQUESTED A TRANSFER." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/your-feedback-rolls-off-my-back-like-water-judgmental-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_99fbd7a3-e739-4a67-bc8b-4378d70e2395.jpg?v=1792438038 Your Feedback Rolls Off my Back Like Water — Judgmental Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "YOUR FEEDBACK ROLLS OFF MY BACK LIKE WATER. SO DOES YOUR LEADERSHIP." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-smallest-one-in-this-meeting-judgmental-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_df9291f4-7344-43e2-adfc-1a0fca9c5ab3.jpg?v=1792438056 I'm the Smallest One in This Meeting — Judgmental Yellow Duck Art Print Yellow Duck watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE SMALLEST ONE IN THIS MEETING. I'M STILL NOT THE SMALLEST CONTRIBUTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/im-the-largest-fish-in-this-company-judgmental-whale-shark-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_306f4b0c-ffbb-4a55-9b8c-4a30737ae4d4.jpg?v=1792438090 I'm the Largest Fish in This Company — Judgmental Whale Shark Art Print Whale Shark watercolor art print with the saying "I'M THE LARGEST FISH IN THIS COMPANY. I DON'T RAISE MY VOICE. I DON'T NEED THE VOLUME." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-dont-care-if-youre-showering-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1411b492-2041-45c2-a027-da4581b20cb2.jpg?v=1792442688 I Don't Care If You're Showering — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SHOWERING. I NEED TO SHIT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/honk-if-youre-done-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_23f9ad23-b031-46ba-a0b7-9027e22b55a1.jpg?v=1792442706 Honk If You're Done — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "HONK IF YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE NOT DONE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/someone-used-my-good-towel-furious-goose-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_1219357a-7d4f-49e9-9dcf-6cb9f2defe1c.jpg?v=1792442724 Someone Used my Good Towel — Furious Goose Art Print Goose watercolor art print with the saying "SOMEONE USED MY GOOD TOWEL. THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/ive-been-holding-this-pee-for-65-million-years-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_3663254f-12b6-40fa-bdde-d070c85da630.jpg?v=1792442743 I've Been Holding This Pee For 65 Million Years — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS PEE FOR 65 MILLION YEARS. MOVE!" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/tiny-arms-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_030b93bc-060f-4ae9-b4b9-074cca25fc93.jpg?v=1792442761 Tiny Arms — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "TINY ARMS. ENORMOUS BOUNDARIES. KNOCK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/who-used-all-the-hot-water-im-about-to-cause-a-second-extinction-furious-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_50fa9252-b3c1-4546-906d-f45064777ac6.jpg?v=1792442781 Who Used All the Hot Water? I'm About to Cause a Second Extinction — Furious Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "WHO USED ALL THE HOT WATER? I'M ABOUT TO CAUSE A SECOND EXTINCTION." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/goose-furious-watercolor-art-print-wordless 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b8f6d95c-0bd4-4261-8154-8280afedb3ce.jpg?v=1792442800 Goose — Furious Watercolor Art Print (Wordless) Wordless furious Goose watercolor art print — the artwork alone on a warm cream background, no text https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/green-dinosaur-furious-watercolor-art-print-wordless 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_350eaeb8-a2f8-4a59-bb8b-28e7647abac9.jpg?v=1792442818 Green Dinosaur — Furious Watercolor Art Print (Wordless) Wordless furious Green Dinosaur watercolor art print — the artwork alone on a warm cream background, no text https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/a-meteor-didnt-smell-this-bad-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b0ddd9ef-9125-498f-abee-e1b11a8f1d75.jpg?v=1792442836 A Meteor Didn't Smell This Bad — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "A METEOR DIDN'T SMELL THIS BAD." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/sixty-five-million-years-and-you-still-havent-cleaned-the-grout-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_251a2b61-c00c-431b-b11b-c037df240903.jpg?v=1792442857 Sixty-five Million Years and You Still Haven't Cleaned the Grout — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "SIXTY-FIVE MILLION YEARS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T CLEANED THE GROUT." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/tiny-arms-judgmental-green-dinosaur-art-print 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_54d2bfb5-c9c2-47b5-95b9-3e1928ad3a79.jpg?v=1792442876 Tiny Arms — Judgmental Green Dinosaur Art Print Green Dinosaur watercolor art print with the saying "TINY ARMS. I STILL FLUSH. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/green-dinosaur-judgmental-watercolor-art-print-wordless 2026-10-19T20:14:04-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_ededaff2-fb73-4360-ad21-e3392c403745.jpg?v=1792442895 Green Dinosaur — Judgmental Watercolor Art Print (Wordless) Wordless judgmental Green Dinosaur watercolor art print — the artwork alone on a warm cream background, no text