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I HAVE A BEAK." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-quacked-once-furious-yellow-duck-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_d50009f5-2dc8-4e8c-a70f-8dba75fa0dcf.jpg?v=1792399150 I Quacked Once — Furious Yellow Duck Art Print Furious Yellow Duck office print in watercolor style — a fluffy yellow duckling mid-stomp with his beak wide open mid-quack, one huge bloodshot eye bulging and the other squinting, one webbed foot raised, feathers frazzled — saying "I QUACKED ONCE. 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PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE THAT FOR APPROVAL." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-can-regrow-a-lost-limb-in-weeks-judgmental-axolotl-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_b39d383b-41b5-47f6-8a76-ac55ac7598bb.jpg?v=1792399225 I Can Regrow a Lost Limb in Weeks — Judgmental Axolotl Art Print Judgmental Axolotl office print in watercolor style — a pink axolotl standing with her chin lifted and hands clasped, delivering a sideways judgmental stare, her mouth downturned, pink feathery gills flared — saying "I CAN REGROW A LOST LIMB IN WEEKS. 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I'M CALM BECAUSE I'VE LOWERED MY EXPECTATIONS.” https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/even-the-crocodiles-enjoy-my-company-judgmental-capybara-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_91628211-3734-45ee-9cc2-8b0e28a3c7a7.jpg?v=1792399298 Even the Crocodiles Enjoy My Company — Judgmental Capybara Art Print Judgmental Capybara office print in watercolor style — a capybara shown close up with one paw resting forward, delivering a heavy-lidded sideways glare, chin up and mouth set in an unimpressed line — saying "EVEN THE CROCODILES ENJOY MY COMPANY. YOUR TEAM REQUESTED SEPARATE SEATING." https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-sit-in-hot-water-for-hours-without-a-word-judgmental-capybara-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_bd002120-9b6c-4257-ac57-7412367b0f15.jpg?v=1792399323 I Sit in Hot Water For Hours Without a Word — Judgmental Capybara Art Print Judgmental Capybara office print in watercolor style — a capybara shown close up with one paw resting forward, delivering a heavy-lidded sideways glare, chin up and mouth set in an unimpressed line — saying "I SIT IN HOT WATER FOR HOURS WITHOUT A WORD. 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WASHED MY HANDS.” https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/knights-used-to-travel-for-months-to-bother-me-unbothered-red-dragon-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_cc5f64f3-24d1-49ea-9106-54857e2c53a3.jpg?v=1792889519 Knights Used to Travel For Months to Bother Me — Unbothered Red Dragon Art Print Unbothered Red Dragon office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered red dragon in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “KNIGHTS USED TO TRAVEL FOR MONTHS TO BOTHER ME. THE MODERN VERSION ARRIVES BY CALENDAR INVITE. 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AMONG OURSELVES. NO.” https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/we-are-all-on-the-same-page-unbothered-sardines-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_6a16e701-dd60-4df8-962b-8331ce7e6a3a.jpg?v=1792889641 We Are All on the Same Page — Unbothered Sardines Art Print Unbothered Sardines office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered sardines in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE. 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THE CALENDAR INVITE DID NOT QUALIFY.” https://awfulcardsforawesomepeople.com/products/i-am-the-rarest-item-on-the-org-chart-and-the-hardest-to-schedule-unbothered-unicorn-art-print 2026-10-28T05:32:31-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0463/9267/2419/files/clean_5de4b262-c03a-41b3-af2e-9db2efdd6515.jpg?v=1792889818 I Am the Rarest Item on the Org Chart and the Hardest to Schedule — Unbothered Unicorn Art Print Unbothered Unicorn office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered unicorn in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “I AM THE RAREST ITEM ON THE ORG CHART AND THE HARDEST TO SCHEDULE. 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