• Unbothered Goose office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered goose in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “GUARD GOOSE IS AN ACTUAL JOB. I DECLINED THE POSITION. THE POND HAS NO INCIDENTS ON RECORD.”
  • The same print shown framed with a cream mat — frame for display only, not included
  • The same print shown hanging in an office — frame for display only, not included
  • Unframed art print, 8 × 10 inches. You receive the print only; the frame shown in photos is for display only and is not included
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Guard Goose is an Actual Job — Unbothered Goose Art Print

Guard Goose is an Actual Job — Unbothered Goose Art Print

$22.00 USD
$22.00 USD
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The Head of Customer Complaints has reviewed your ticket, your tone, and your follow-up email, and has decided to lie down about it. This goose is at peace, which is somehow worse. The saying: “GUARD GOOSE IS AN ACTUAL JOB. I DECLINED THE POSITION. THE POND HAS NO INCIDENTS ON RECORD.”

This funny office wall art print shows the Unbothered Goose — an unbothered goose in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.

Hang it above a desk as a professional boundary. A funny gift for the colleague who carries the team and the grudge in equal measure.

Details

  • Size: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame
  • UNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.
  • Watercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background
  • Printed in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People
  • Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping
  • Ships within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included

From The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.

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