I Fake my Own Death to Avoid Small Talk — Unbothered Possum Art Print

Not dead. Not interested. This possum has transcended the group chat of life.

The saying: “I FAKE MY OWN DEATH TO AVOID SMALL TALK. A QUEUE IS NOTHING.”

UNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself, ready for your own 8 × 10 frame.

• Size: 8 × 10 inches
• Original watercolor illustration on a warm cream background
• Printed in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People
• Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping
• Ships within the US; frame and mat not included