I Saw the Guest List. I'm Not Coming — Exhausted Dachshund Art Print

He read the guest list twice. Then he lay down and became one with the floor. This dachshund will not be attending Christmas, and he has melted specifically so nobody can make him.

Hang him by the front door, in an entryway or a living room — a small, flat representative for everyone who has ever declined an invitation with their whole body.

UNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself, ready for your own 8 × 10 frame.

• Size: 8 × 10 inches
• Original watercolor illustration on a warm cream background
• Printed in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People
• Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping
• Ships within the US; frame and mat not included

Part of The Audacity Collection — The Christmas Edition, from Awful Cards for Awesome People.