• Unbothered Giraffe office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered giraffe in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “I SLEEP ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES A DAY, STANDING UP. ALERTNESS IS NOT THE SAME AS AVAILABILITY.”
  • The same print shown framed with a cream mat — frame for display only, not included
  • The same print shown hanging in an office — frame for display only, not included
  • Unframed art print, 8 × 10 inches. You receive the print only; the frame shown in photos is for display only and is not included
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I Sleep About Thirty Minutes a Day, Standing Up — Unbothered Giraffe Art Print

I Sleep About Thirty Minutes a Day, Standing Up — Unbothered Giraffe Art Print

$22.00 USD
$22.00 USD
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From her height, every crisis is just weather passing below. This giraffe arched her neck down hours ago and has not raised it for a single agenda item since. The saying: “I SLEEP ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES A DAY, STANDING UP. ALERTNESS IS NOT THE SAME AS AVAILABILITY.”

Snarky office wall art with real bite: this print shows the Unbothered Giraffe — an unbothered giraffe in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.

Made for the home office wall of anyone whose calendar is a crime scene. A funny gift for work-from-home professionals and the people who interrupt them.

Details

  • Size: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame
  • UNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.
  • Watercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background
  • Printed in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People
  • Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping
  • Ships within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included

From The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.

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