• Unbothered Mallard office art print in watercolor style, an unbothered mallard in a moment of perfect workplace serenity, captioned “I SLEEP WITH HALF MY BRAIN AWAKE. THE AWAKE HALF HAS SEEN THE INBOX. THE OTHER HALF IS FINE.”
  • The same print shown framed with a cream mat — frame for display only, not included
  • The same print shown hanging in an office — frame for display only, not included
  • Unframed art print, 8 × 10 inches. You receive the print only; the frame shown in photos is for display only and is not included
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I Sleep With Half My Brain Awake — Unbothered Mallard Art Print

I Sleep With Half My Brain Awake — Unbothered Mallard Art Print

$22.00 USD
$22.00 USD
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Water off his back, deadlines off his back, the entire department off his back. This mallard sits in perfect profile while the pond of the office ripples around him. The saying: “I SLEEP WITH HALF MY BRAIN AWAKE. THE AWAKE HALF HAS SEEN THE INBOX. THE OTHER HALF IS FINE.”

This funny office wall art print shows the Unbothered Mallard — an unbothered mallard in a moment of perfect workplace serenity — in watercolor style on a warm cream background.

Hang it in an office or cubicle where the meetings are long and the patience is short. A funny gift for the coworker who has mastered the art of looking busy.

Details

  • Size: 8 × 10 inches (20.3 × 25.4 cm) — fits any standard 8 × 10 frame
  • UNFRAMED art print — the frame is NOT included. Framed photos show display ideas only; you receive the print itself.
  • Watercolor-style illustration on a warm cream background
  • Printed in-house at Awful Cards for Awesome People
  • Made to order — please allow 3–5 business days before shipping
  • Ships within the US; shipping rates are calculated at checkout; frame and mat not included

From The Audacity Collection — Ridiculous creatures. Questionable attitudes. Absolutely no apologies.

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